Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman & Vivek have dated with ur wife ?
Abhishek: No idea.
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Reporter:
Get Idea!!!&
Change ur wife...
A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon Hai.
6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.
5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..
Y?
bas..
Nakhre.!
Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)
Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao
Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
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kyu?
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Qki doctor ne use
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lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.
Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi...
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai
This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
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One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.
Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'
Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
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Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.
Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…
tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
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"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died
Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti he
Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
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Boy-OK.
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On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode..
A boy proposes 2girl-
I Love U,
I cant live Wthout U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love
Do u love me.
Girl Smile & Says-Bhaiya
hamke angreji nhi awala!
Hey 'PRABHU',
Kya Teri Maya Hai?
Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya hai.
Na 'SMS' Na Hi Koi Call?
Kya chun chun k sirf "KANJUSO" ko hi Mera 'DOST' Banaya Hai.
Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!
Cant beat this one-
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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik se sawdhan.! :-
# Ting-Tong #*@*
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Kuch nahi, bas aise hi khade hai.
Any problem??
During My School Days
My Teacher Used To Wear 'Sun Glasses'..!!
Do U Know Why.?
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Bcoz..
At That Time, I Was a Bright Student
You Are..
A-B-C-D
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear
E-F-G
Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous
H-I-J
Hello,
I'm
Joking !
K-L-M
Kaisa Laga Majak.
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Aankhen aaj bhi uss pagal ko talash rhi hai, jisne kaha tha
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12th tak padhlo, baad mai to aish hai.
Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.
Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega..
comedy sms in english | comedy sms |
Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
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Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!
HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
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kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
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ab.. ab bhi nahi.
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abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.
Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
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Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai..
Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing...
Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
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I Ran away...
Why?
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To Save d Tiger...
Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..
perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????
Well........ u know my name right..?
Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.
Universal truth we learnt:-
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!".
Moral :-)
"Educatn spoils our commonsense"
Love affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS
A girl sitting on D 1st bench turns her back &
Sees D boy Sitting on D last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
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BOY'S WAYS:
Be4 D boy could see his girl entering in D class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".
Evry girl wants a guy..
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Who hugs her wen tey r watching a scary movie,
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Who will always b D 1 2 make her laugh,
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Who will never complain, never stare at other girls,
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Who will b romantic & nt scared 2 say "I love U",
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& he will love her 4 who she is...
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& tat guy is wat Google calls No Results Found'!
Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..
1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do
comedy sms jokes | comedy SMS in Hindi 140 Character
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
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Dhappa...:D
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."
@@Gud NIGHT@@
What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..
JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
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kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya
Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha
Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai,
Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai.
Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka,
To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai................. funny love sms in hindi
love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...
Wife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"
LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)
Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
and
- competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love :P
New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say
"I LOVE YOU"
Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............
Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya
Simple si baat hai yaar
Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai
ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai,
ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai,
agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you"
TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai
Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal aapki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.
