Sardar ji Latest Hindi jokes collection
Sardar Funny Jokes *************************************** A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?” Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue? Sardar : Three months Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko? Sardar : 3 months. Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad? Sardar : 3 months. Wife : Total kitne months hue? Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!! *************************************** Sardar ne makhi ke legs tod kar kaha, Ja udd ja.. Lekin Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha.. “Aab to saabit ho gaya ki agar makkhi ke legs tod di jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti!!!” *************************************** Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara… Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai” *************************************** Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu. Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai! **************************************** Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha. Sardar hasne laga Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho. Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai! **************************************** Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise? Sala singer hi mara pada hai **************************************** sardar jokes **************************************** Santa class me haans raha tha, Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum? Santa : Tum kaun ho? Ladka : Mein monitor hu Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!! **************************************** Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…?? Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai. Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!! **************************************** Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai… Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi???? Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi **************************************** Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai **************************************** Very Funny :) **************************************** Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho? Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya. Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya! **************************************** Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga. Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai. Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi? **************************************** THIS IS A CLASSIC :: Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya aur apni WALL pe likha : “Yaha thukna mana hai” **************************************** Ek khargosh roj lohaar ki dukan pe jata aur kehta : GAAJAR hai? Lohar inkar kar deta. Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye. fir.. fir kya… Agle din Khargosh aaya aur bola… GAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA??? ************************************
