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Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..! Police-Kaun He Wo..? Santa-Vodafone Wale.., ...Bolte He- Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge :: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes :: Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai. Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudai chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao. Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai? :: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes :: Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga :: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes :: Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte santa :.... plane pilot se headfone chin rha tha pilot :.... ye kya kar rhe ho santa:.... saale ticket k paise hm log de aur gane tu akela sunega........haan ‚ santa banta new jokes ‚ Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. 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Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho? santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he, Santa: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai 2 hi to hota hein ‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Santa Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ? Santa: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai.. EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI TO BOLI h, I am sorry'..! SANTA: HI, I am santa singh... nice to meet u MISS SORRY..! - ‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-) SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cnt sell u until u hav prescription SANTA showed his Weding card MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti ‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Santa Date pe Gya, After dinner Ahista se bola Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi? Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le. ‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai Chain msg by santa: Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye . . “Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya” Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.. Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu?? banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme? dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de.. SANTA:Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage, Waiter:Sir humre yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi. 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SaNta-Jab mujhe hosh aaya toh maiN Hospital me tha Santa-Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga Banta-To Wo Khud Hi Dudh Me Pani Milana Shuru Kar Dengi Santa Tapasya Karta Hai Bhagwan- Var Mango Vats Santa-Ye Kya Kiya Apne, Mai To Vadhu K Liye Tapsya Kar Raha Tha Ek Chor Chori Krne Santa K Ghar Me Ghusa.. Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Be Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi SANTA:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana he BANTA:Ha SANTA:to fir Isme se Window Nikalwa k Darvaja Fit karva le. Santa to banta- hum dono me kya rishta hai Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai SANTA in Computer Exam Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? SANTA: It is a new brand of Surf Excel to wash Computer.....! Santa: Meet my wife Tina Banta: Oh! I know her Santa: How? Banta: We were caught sleeping together. Santa: What the hell! Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :: santabanta sms :: Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega" Saare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de" :: santabanta sms 140 words :: Santa`s Theory of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion. :: santabanta sms :: Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya... lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega? Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla . bahar baitha Jamadaar bola- 20 rupe Santa- saale Toilet me baitha tha, 'Cyber Cafe' me nhi Nurse:- Apke Judwa Bachhe Hue Hai Santa:- Ye toh hona hi tha, program hi aise dekhti thi. INDIAN IdOL 2 NACH BALIYE 2 DHOOM 2 Nurse:- Aacha hua delhi 6 nahi dekhi.......... :: santabanta sms 140 words :: Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. :: santabanta sms 140 words :: Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear! Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back. Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm? Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car? Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T' Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai! :: santabanta sms 140 words :: How can a Santa kill a Lion? . Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me." santa was withdrawin money from ATM. Banta was just behind him in d line. HA!HA! Banta said,"I have seen ur pasword. its four asteriks. Santa replies ha!ha!ur wrong. its 1258 :: santabanta sms 140 words :: Santa Sasural Gaya Uski sasuma ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ki sabgi khilyi 8 ve din pucha kya khaoge Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga. :: santabanta sms :: Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain, Banta child - how? Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain. A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? . B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows. :: santabanta sms :: Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya? Banta: letter nhi mila. Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur. Santa Banta Watching Match Dhoni Ne 6 Mara Santa- Dekh Dekh, GOAL Hua Banta- Abe, Tu Pagal Hi Rahega ....GOAL Isme Nahi CRICKET Me Hota H Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai. Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi? Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he? Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti. Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Banta: 100%. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H. - Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon! Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market. Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga! Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata. Tweet 378 1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga? Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye. Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha. Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai. Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega… Girl: Suna h is ghar me bhoot- pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi. Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi Banta: Mujhe kya? Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai Banta: Fir tujhe kya? Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai. Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga. Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai. Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi? Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi... Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here. Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai ......... Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here.. Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ? Prove that 2/10=2 . . Japanese student: Wrong question. . . Pakistan student: No Way . . American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . . Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 ! India is proud of u santa..
