desi Hindi jokes collection of girls father teacher doctor shadhu baba sharabi and above

desi Hindi jokes collection of girls father teacher doctor shadhu baba sharabi and above Girl's father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun Team SMS (8312) 212 Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI... Team SMS (8309) 213 "Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. 'GAMLE SAMET." Team SMS (8267) 214 Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration. Team SMS (8264) 215 Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai.. Team SMS (8262) 216 Aadmi Sadhu se bola:-Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upaay Bataao.Sadhu Bola:-Saale Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyon Bantaa.Hari Om.. Team SMS (8258) 217 Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ‘zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma’! Team SMS (8217) 218 After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai Team SMS (8216) 219 Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.. Team SMS (7735) 220 TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Team SMS (7714) 221 TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU! Team SMS (7713) 222 LADKI WALE=BETA-DRINK KARTEHO? JI HAAN JUA/SATTA? JI HAAN DANGA-FASAD? JI HAAN SARI NGETIVE BATEIN,KUCH POSITIVE BHI HAI? HIV vishaljaiswal (7590) 223 LADKI WALE=BETA-DRINK KARTEHO? JI HAAN JUA/SATTA? JI HAAN DANGA-FASAD? JI HAAN SARI NGETIVE BATEIN,KUCH POSITIVE BHI HAI? HIV BHAVIK (7584) 224 EK BIHARI KI MAUT BIJLI GIRNE SE HUI. PAR US KI LAASH HASTE HUE MILI. BHAGWAN NE PUCHHA: AISA KYUN? BIHARI: HUM SOCHA KOI SASURA HUMARI PHOTO Mobilewala via sms (7424) 225 Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha. Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahAI nilesh (7320) 227 Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? Team SMS (7259) 228 Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain. Team SMS (7258) 229 Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai Team SMS (7248) 230 Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas.. Team SMS (7087) 231 SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?? JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.. Team SMS (7083) 232 MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na. Team SMS (7073) 233 Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahAI Team SMS (7051) 234 Angry Boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai.. Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho.. Team SMS (7042) 235 Why sindhis are banned from playing hockey and football? B' coz... corner milte hi DUKAN Khol dete hai... Team SMS (7008) 236 Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! Team SMS (6965) 237 How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste" Team SMS (6964) 238 Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu. Team SMS (6929) 239 Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho Team SMS (6720) 240 Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!