Old Bollywood jokes collection in Hindi
Bollywood Jokes Here is a collection of bollywood based jokes that we have found all over the internet. Some are funny – some not so much – but they are all bollywood jokes and we love them. Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do tha. After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his first patient`s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say? `The battery is OK`. Joke :Bollywood joke Why doesn’t Shahrukh Khan appear in any remake movie of Dharmendra? Because he doesn’t want to change his k.k.k.kiran style to k.k.k.kutton, main tumhara k.k.k.khoon pee jaoonga. Joke :Bollywood joke Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata, mai dub jaunga. Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani nahi hai. Joke : Bollywood joke In America one may be a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. Joke :Bollywood joke In 1975, 3 Birds were flying and suddenly dies and fell down. Why?? Why?? Why?? so simple.... Remember In SHOLAY, Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in Air. Joke : Bollywood joke Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun? Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister ... I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai Joke :Bollywood joke If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called? Vivek-Obey-Rai Joke :Bollywood joke MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka? CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K 14 Injections Lagwany ka basss. Joke :Bollywood joke Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai? Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe. Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to? Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town". Joke :Bollywood joke What Is Mallika kherawat’s Method Of Taking Revenge? It’s Tits For Tat Mallika Kherawat’s Patriotic Song: “Ab Tumhare Hawale Badan Sathiyo” in Jokes Bollywood Jokes Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do. Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega. Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat. Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai. Dharminder: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter…. Dharminder: boss or doosre ka ? Ajeet: Repeater. Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota? 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam 2. kaho naa bukhar hai 3. TB no 1 4. Kal patient ho na ho 5. Hum blood de chuke sanam Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai. Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga. “Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai”. Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha “Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?” Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon. Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess whathappened. Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA…MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH… “Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains? Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.” “What is Ford? Munna Bhai- Gaadi BAP aur kya? What is Oxford? Munna Bhai- BOLE TO Bail Gaadi BAP, itna bhi nahi janta!” “Circuit- Tu pareshan kyun hai? Munna Bhai- Sale mai bap banne wala hai! Circuit starts dancing. Munna Bhai- Nachna band kar sale, teri Bhabi ka bacha nahi hai.” “Lady Dr- Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Circuit- Bai ji aapichh wahan likhe na – Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am” (Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.) AJIT : “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega. Salman Khan ladki dekhne gaya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho Gayi. Hosh aaya to kisi ne pucha kya hua. Maa boli: 20 saal pehle yeh mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha. Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun?? Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister… I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why did you give him 1000 Rs? Malika: Pehli bar kisine behen kaha!
