Latest Santa banta and sardar jokes collection 2
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??' Santa got mad, angrily replied.. 'Hindi tera baap!!!' Sardar jokes sms SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Lady: How can U be so sure? Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!! Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;-> Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination Teacher: Who's A Terrorist? Santa : Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry. Man: How was your exam today ? Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult Man: Which one ? Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought..i thought ..i thought about it and wrote THUNK ;-) Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava... Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de.... Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA " Tweet 77 Sardar :Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye. Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun. Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy, Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy. Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo. Make big smile to your lover, girlfriend, special friend, wife, husband, dost, yaar sending - Sardar jokes SMS, latest Sardar jokes - on their mobile. Also read funny punjabi jokes desi, Indian. Enjoy new & nice collection all free... Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” Jokes on Sardar in Hindi One day Sardar went to a shop. . . . . Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him.. Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de! Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office.. & u? Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office. Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first.. Enjoy more Desi & Indian Collection Jokes on Sardar 1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag Charger toh mere pas hai 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Santa:What does your wife look like? Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours. Santa: Will U marry, after I die. Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die. Santa: No, I will also live with your sister. Judge: Why were u arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened. SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa jumps frm 50th floor. Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son" 20th Floor: I'm not married & 3rd Floor: Shit! I'm BANTA. Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya hai? Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa hai Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass hai? Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-) Santa traveling in a train gets down in evry station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why? Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night. He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kato salo, sb maroge!” Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye? Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye. Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!! Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......! Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.....! Santa nd Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai? Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!! Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni gol Krenge?" A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey. He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said "SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai". Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai. Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai, Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo. Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa-Bete result ka kya hua? Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga. Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai.. Masterji: kl school kyu nhi aya. Santa: Gir gya tha or lg gayi. Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lg gyi.. Santa: "God, if u give me 100 rs, I will donate 50 rs in tmpl". (After waliking sm distance, he finds a 50 rs note) Santa: "Shame on u God, u don't even trust me a little? u hv already takn ur share!" Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ? Santa: Ki krda master g, kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!! Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him! Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise usko vaps krne aya hai. Jokes Santa Banta Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. Inspector 2 Santa: Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri Khwahish Kia Ha? Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr K Phansi De Do-:) Santa and Banta in Examination Hall: Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don? Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-) Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News. Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-( Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-) Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai. Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai. . . Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai? 1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-) Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya. Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya? Santa sitting on the roadside: Banta asks y r u wasting time? Santa: I'm taking revenge? Banta: How? Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential. Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Salea Morniya char liya, meri bari no more. How to be funny all the time ? 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