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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena. Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. “hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain” Tweet 2.1K Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well… Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun.......... Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!! Salesman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush. Salesman-Is BABA’S An INTERNATIONAL Company? SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..! Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man? Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me Judge: Whn He gave U money ? Sardar: Whn I showd him gun Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again. Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha. Bus teri Maa lagti he? Nahi. Behen? Nahi. Biwi? Nahi. To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta.. Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi. SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..! Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors? Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears) & jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears) Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.. Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi) Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi hai Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai. Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow??? . . . 2 Get Choclate Milk!! Physics ka baap - All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !! Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.? . . . . . . . Deadly answer given by Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..! Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.. Santa kissed his GF in park Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black? Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"! Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai??? Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!! Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X. Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye. Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Banta: Gardanien q nai katin? Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin... Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga hai, scratch & win a bmw Santa Police k interview Par Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ? Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye. Santa Banta Sardar Jokes Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai…!!! Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete! Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit Santa: Sabse bhari durghatna kya ho sakti hai Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de.. In n exam, a gal sitting on desk next to santa asked, "Mujhe is answer ki starting batado baki main likh lungi" Santa said, "The answer of this question is, baki tum likhlo" Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai. Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai. Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-) Tweet 170 Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai Santa ke truck ke pichey likha tha, "chota parivar sukhi parivar" aur uske nichey Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!! Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti . Santa ne shampoo kharida. Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free" Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama. Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese? Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai....:-) After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! Coz He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-) Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi? Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye judge : Kyun? Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE. Santa ne Banta se kaha, ”sabse bada challenge kya hai?” Banta replied – answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas kark dikha Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha, Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai? Santa: Roti
