Today special Latest Hindi jokes collection comedy funny+ funny+funny desi Hindi jokes
sunday special jokes **************************************** Masala pj: Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk, aisa bhadka…Wah Wah, Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk aisa bhadka, Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;) **************************************** Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye Guar farmaiyega Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye .. .. .. .. Par usse na boliye jo tose tagda hoye!! **************************************** Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jinme se 3 mazedar ye hain . . . . . . . .1. Pencil se 2. Pen se 3. Marker se Kabhi to sidha socha kar **************************************** Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya **************************************** Posts tagged ‘funny jokes **************************************** A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band. Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado **************************************** Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe, Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe, Jo jate hai unke piche, Wo aate hai caro ke neeche, Jo kehte hai JAANU, Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!! **************************************** Height of jhatka : “A boy after spending great time with GF, Saw a guy’s photo in her bag Asked – Is he ur X BF? GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…;) **************************************** Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai. Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai, aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!! **************************************** More Funny Jokes **************************************** A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band. Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado **************************************** Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe, Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe, Jo jate hai unke piche, Wo aate hai caro ke neeche, Jo kehte hai JAANU, Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!! **************************************** Height of jhatka : “A boy after spending great time with GF, Saw a guy’s photo in her bag Asked – Is he ur X BF? GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…;) **************************************** Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai. Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai, aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!! **************************************** Indian Funny Jokes **************************************** Romantic but real Fact… Jo aankho se rehte hai door… . .. … Jo aankho se rehte hai door… .. … Woh questions exams me aate hai ZAROOR…! **************************************** Ek Rexona naam ki ladki thi, Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi, Wo Margo par Yu marti thi, Aur usey apna lifebuoy banana chahti thi, Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha & soon they get married in Fair & Lovely Garden, In the party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc were invited After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson Ye 1 tarika tha aapko batane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kami nahi hai Varieties uplabdh hai So saal me 1 din nahane ki adat chhor de Bharat sarkar dwara JANHIT ME JARI! **************************************** 12 Boys planed to propose a girl 10 came with a rose.. But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence But what about the other 1? Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE! ********************************* Hindi Funny Mobile Message **************************************** Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa – Kya hua? Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha “WALK when u TALK” **************************************** Boyz Mentality :- Ye jo aag dim me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga, . .. … Uski doli jo uthi, to Koi baat nahi smart hoon dusri pata loonga…;) **************************************** Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babool se fresh karne ka.. Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to.. Bindass HARPIC use karne ka.. **************************************** Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mom : Nahi to beta! Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise?? **************************************** Funny Messages ************************************************ A funny theorem in mathematics : Can you prove, 4=5 Yes it is true, here is the proof : For this, we take three variable a, b and c. Suppose, if : a + b = c We can also write the same in this way : 5a – 4a + 5b – 4b = 5c – 4c => 5a – 5b – 5c = 4a + 4b + 4c => 5 * (a+b+c) = 4 * (a+b+c) => 5=4 or 4=5 ************************************************ Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today? Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it. Teacher : Banta, what about you? Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet. ************************************************ Teacher : Santa! Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”. Santa : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, “NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we! ****************************************** Funny Hindi Mobile Jokes **************************************** 3 Idiots Best Line – “Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!” **************************************** Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days? Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…! **************************************** Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya! **************************************** Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai? Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga! *************************************** Clean SMS Jokes **************************************** Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye. Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta! **************************************** Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? Santa: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!! **************************************** Wife: Please bike itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut dar lag raha hai. Sardar: Agar tumhe bhi daar lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhein band karlo!!! **************************************** Sardar to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me monkeys football khelte hai. Dr: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena. Sardar: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final hai!!!
