Indian desi girls and boys ladka ladki jokes collection
Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes Comedy Hindi Joke Ladki ki baba: to tum meri jamai hona chahte ho? Ladka: thik aysa nahi hai. Ye chara meri aur koi rasta nahi tha,iss lyee. Funny and Hilarious Hindi Joke Ladka:maine tumhare boyfriend banna chahta hu,tumhara koi apatti hai? Ladki:are keyaa bolti ho. Tum to bohot funny ho.iss liee tum mere bohot assa friend ho. Mere boyfriend Sakib ye sunega to bohot moja payega. Hindi Joke Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai? Ladki:Taka ki vangti. Hindi Joke Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai? Ladki:Taka ki vangti. Teasing Joke Ladka:meine tumko chand ke saath tulna nahi karunga. Ladki:kiun? Ladka:kiun ki usme chand ki kalank aur vi bar jayata hai. Office Joke in Hindi Ladka: aaj tumhare mann itni khush hai keyaa baat hai? Statistic office pe gayaa tha keya? Ladki: aur tel marne ki jarurat nahi hai. Jao parlar ki bill bhar ke aao. Joke Ladki ke bap:Nargis tum laut aao,tumhare maa bahut bemar hai. Ladke ki pati:Nargis tum kabhi nahi laut aana,tumko le ane par baba ki ye chal hai. Exam Joke Ladka:meine basa ja kar jara dhayanse parata hu, mere kach aapki beti parega to wo A+ paega Ladki ki baap: meri beti ko tum parane ke badle tum payar sikhaya us liee wo aajvi S.S.C pass nahi kar paya Ladka:wo to uski galti hai,maine to payar se paraya… Short Joke in Hindi Ladki:humko aankh duto na ho kar ek ho to keyaa hota tha? Ladka: Shanti se aankh marna jata tha. Hilarious Joke Ladka:agar tum chaho to meine chand se hamari bari bangaonge Ladki:sorry, admi bina kisi patang par meri koi interest nahi hai. Funny Guru Jokes Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai. Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai? Ladka: hu maine karti hu. Guru: toh thik kia, cousin ke sath milna to doubt ki hi baat hai. Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai Guru: keya aap raji ho gaya? Ladki:ha, maine sahas kar ke gaya. Guru: toh thik kia,payar ki tan bol kar ek bat hay. Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai Guru: keya aap raji ho gaya? Ladki:koi prosno nahi ata Guru: thik, ajkal desh ki ja obostha. Iss tarah ki ladke ki koi biswas nahi hai. Phone Joke Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai? Ladki: nahi. Guru: thik ki, wo apki saath jo kia uski saaja ye hai. Funny Ladki Joke Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai? Ladki: keya karti maine uski phone ane ki bad sab bhul jata hu. Guru: tab tum thik kia. Payar to iske kehte hai,dilki aarman sunna parega. Guru Joke Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai. Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai? Ladka: no no kabhi nahi Guru: toh thik kia, payar ki bich mein doubt nahi hona parta hai. Short Hindi Joke Ladki der se an ke bad ladka bola Ajki bikal jara der se suru hua. Hindi Ladka Ladki Joke Ek ladka ek ladki se is tada offer kadti hai Ladka: I love u I like u I love u very much meri jaan. Ladki: baatki andar ektu space dena jara. Economics Joke Do ladki aur ek ladka alap kar rahi hai. 1st ladki: Is desh ki economics jhul rahi hai, 2nd ladki: do vag mein vag ho gaya, Ladka: ko shakt hat mein dharna parega Joke Ladka: meine itni mana karne ki bad vi tum cigerett piti ho?Tum janti nahi hai cigarette Meri dusman hay. Ladki:janta hu, iss liey dushman ko pura kar rag kar deti hu. Funny Ladka Ladki Joke Vul number dial karne se: Ladka:I love you janu. Ladki ki maa:oh, really. Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls. Us samay line kat gaya. Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho? Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee? I Love You Hindi Joke Ladka ek ladki se offer kart waqt Ladka: I love you. Ladki: kayse ab soch lia class four ki ek ladki khali hai. Ladka Ladki Joke Ek ladka ko kuch log nangto kia aur uski land ke picture akaye aur bola jao Uha ek ladki betha hai uski kach se attested karke le ao. Ladka gaya:pls attested ki dijie. Ladki: maine original copy ke bina attested nahi karungi. Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke Moti ladki bade mein du ladka bat kar rahi hai 1st ladka:Uski weight key hoga? 2nd ladka: uski ek pas ki weight jodi 24 kg, to uski dono ki weight 48 kg, plus karo skeletan ki weight. Indian Funny Jokes **************************************** Romantic but real Fact… Jo aankho se rehte hai door… . .. … Jo aankho se rehte hai door… .. … Woh questions exams me aate hai ZAROOR…! **************************************** Ek Rexona naam ki ladki thi, Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi, Wo Margo par Yu marti thi, Aur usey apna lifebuoy banana chahti thi, Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha & soon they get married in Fair & Lovely Garden, In the party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc were invited After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson Ye 1 tarika tha aapko batane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kami nahi hai Varieties uplabdh hai So saal me 1 din nahane ki adat chhor de Bharat sarkar dwara JANHIT ME JARI! **************************************** 12 Boys planed to propose a girl 10 came with a rose.. But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence But what about the other 1? Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
