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अगर मोदी जी कहदे की “किसी आतंकवादी को पकड़ कर लाने पर सब ATKT Clear करा दी जाएगी . . . . . . . तो यकीन मानिए भारत के engineering students 24 घंटे में पूरा पाकिस्तान साफ कर देंगे PWD wale Hamare ward me PWD wale itni safai nai karte jitni wo . . . . . . . . Bakri wali amma jhadiyaan kaat kar roz kar jati hai on rakshabandhan Kejri: Ye kya hai? Sis: Tilak aur chawal Kejri: Dono Mile Hue Hain Sis: Kam se kam aaj ke din to chup raho.... Digvijay singh ne kafi dino se digvijay singh ne kafi dino se avval darje ki koi ghatiya baat nahi ki... ..isse is baat ka saboot milta hai ishq insaan ko nikmma bna deta hai भोपाल वासीओ ने अब साफ़ साफ़ कह दिया अब अगर आई फ़ोन ६ एस प्लस भोपाल मे लांच हो तो सेबफल के नाम से ही हो Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow’s name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya’ asking me for? Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That’s the man’s name. George: That’s who’s name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That’s correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don’t want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? Laloo to his P.A .: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai? P.A .: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge! A man walks into a scientist’s lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost. The scientist says, “Well first we have a normal human brain, it costs $1000, next we have a scientist’s brain, it costs $5000, and then we come to a politician’s, it costs $10,000.” “How come the politician’s brain costs so much?”, asks the man. The scientist replies, “Because it’s never been used Laloo in hell Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…) As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked , What are all those clocks? Yamraj answered, Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. Rabri : “Oh”, Who’s clock is that? Yamraj : âThat’s Gautam Buddha’s . The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. Rabri : And whose clock is that? Yamraj : That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life. Rabri : Where’s my Laloo’s clock? Yamraj : Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan. Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari. . . . . . . Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz? Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha.. Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..?? . . . Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies.. Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho. Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai: 1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani 2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji 3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai. Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi. After half time Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai.. 3 to Pappu wale hai 4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji? aur akhiri sawal? Q5) Pappu kaha hai? Warning: Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko lalu ki akal, mayawati ki shakl, mulayam ki jawani, kalaam ke baal aur atal ki chal de.. Ab bhula k dekho. Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi ghar aaya to dekha Na Gas Na Aata Na Bijli Na Oil admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya. Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!