"Papa ke transfer ne chhin liye dost
Naye dost bnana chahti hu SMS 255075"
Ye emotional sms jaab aaya to mai
khud ko rok na saka aur 1 reply chipka diya
Dosto lagta hai ab mujhe bhi Lovely Girlfriend
Mil jayegi??
Teacher Desh me OROP koon laya?
Rahul Gndhi-My Mom N Dad Sirrr
Teacher-how?
Rahul Gndhi-One Rahul one Priyanka=OROP
Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale hai
vo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaam
karte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye
Jo baandhe se bande aur torne se toot jaye uska naam bandhan
Jo apne aap baan jaye aur jivan bhar na tute uska naam Sambandh
Hasrat-e-Didaar ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi
Maat poocho aab Halat-e-babsi...
Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane aata hai
Ab ye Rumour koon phela raha hai ki
JISM 4 me Heroine Kahe ki Maa aur Hero Aasarum hoga
Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai
1 ladkene ne to had hi kar di
apne feedback me movie channel ko likh beja
Movie me bech me only only Cnd0m ads dikha nahi sakte kaya?
Actully use dekhkar me bore nahi hota
Ajkal mere ghar me aur koi nahi hota...
Kahe ki Maa-Jail jane se dar nahi lagta....
darrr to Aasharam se lagta hai...
kahe ka maa:kaya karu apne upar lage elzaam se bechane ke liye?
Advocate-Jail me jane se accha hai media ke samne ro lo, saab
yahe karte hai
Asaram-Kahe ki Maa ko jaldi girftar karke meri jail bhej do
Asaram-me unka entzaar kaar raha hu khub jamgi jodi BABA aur B@BY ki
Madam ask Question to student of 12th Standard What you think about ashlilata=vulgarity over internet?How you see? Student Answered - We watch in Full HD
Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend se jada dhan to mobile data off Mobile data On krne me laga dete hai...
Jitne teji se aajkal sampo me vitamins, kaju, baadam, minerals paye ja rahe hai Dar hai kisi din use Mid Day Meal ke menu me Shamil na kaar diya jaye
Very very funny quotes written,
On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl having H0T Figure,
Excuse Me BOYS My Cute Face Is Above.
Husband wife me jhagra ho gaya.
Wife-limit me rahna shiko warna
me Facebook par status update
karne ja rahe hu
"Mere husband ko Vyapam scandals
ka bare me puri jaankar hai"
Kisi ko kisi ki chinka nahi sabbb khud me mgann hai
But kuch cool boys manavta ke sache sevak sweet Riya, Priya, Pinky ke naam se Facebook id, whatapps id bankar hajaro badkismat ladko ke umido ko jinda kiye hue hai....
Khuli áankhon Ek kháwab dekhá hái
mene usse áapne sáth dekha hái......................#CuteLovelysms#
4 Boys On a Bike
Police:- Triple Riding is not allowed Aur Tum kamino 4 Baithe Ho...?
Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind...
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya yaar...? Jise aaj Party Deni Thi..
Badi Shiddat se chaha tha ki uska Mobile recharge karu Mai
magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki dukano me se 1 recharge wala
uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda boyfriend........
Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne...
1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar tha
Ladki-Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo kahte ho?
Ladka haskar bola-kyoki Nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai
Ladki- Pta hai me tumko Jaan kyo kahti hu?
Ladka-Kyo?
Ladki-haskar boli-kyoki Jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai
Hum mobile me 3G - 4G Data recharge karate raah gaye
Aur
Wo Tata Sky wala ladka 8 rupaye me mast ladki
ptaa li
1 person ne 1 ungli se 7 admi ko just 7 second me upar pahucha diya
Superman-No
Spiderman-No
Batman-NO
Rajnikant-No
Batao kaise ?
. Very simple,
Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .
# Notice By Traffic Police #
Gaari chalana aur Soundarya Darshan
ek saath naa kare
Devdarshan ki prapti ho sakti hai
Janhit me Jari
Shadiyo me 3 tarah ke Naachane wale hote hai
1. To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
2. Dusre nagin special
3. Tesre woo jinko dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya Maata Rani aaye hai
Kanjoos Baap ki bete ne kha:
"Papa meri girlfiend pregnant ho gayi h.
70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke."
Kanjoos ne chup chap rupaye de diye.
3 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri girlfriend pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye de diye.
5 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli:
"Papa, I am pregnant.!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki....
Dèar Friènds, birth and dèath are controlled by Lord GOD
Smartphone n tv remote are only controlled by us
Do whatèver you love to do
Height of intelligence
Madam : Wat came 1st Sun or Moon?
Natkhatlal - Obviosly Moon..
madam: How?
Natkhatlal : Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !
Water, Electric, Petrol ke daam koi bhi Govt kaam kar sakti H
koi Govt en ladkiyon ke nakhre kaam kar ke dikhaye
to baat ban jaye....
Earthquakes aane ke Fayde
Muhale ke sari ladkiya bahar dekhne ko mili
Preety, Sweety, Payal, Pinky or etc.
Jis Purus ne aaj ke samay me biwi, Nokari,
Karobaar aur smartphone ke beach me
Saamanjasya betha liya, wah Purus nahi Mahapurus kahlata hai
Specially 4 shadi ke side effect se paresan pati ke liye
kabhi aap bahut dukhi ho to apni shadi ka video
backward karke dekhye maja aa jayega
appki wife aap ke gale se haar uttaregi,
car me bethegi aur apne ghar laut jayegi
aur app ke friends dance karte karte apne ghar laut jayege
Rashtriya Maun - Manmohan Singh
Rashtriya Asuntust - Kejriwal/Mufflerman
Rashtriya Mitra - Narendra Modi
Rashtriya Baklol - Jitan Manjhi
Rashtriya Dhan - Kaladhan
Akhilesh yadav ne Modi par nishana sadhate hue kaha ki
unhone bina poche mughe jharu lagane wala me
nominate kar diya hai mai jharu nahi lagaugaaaaaaaaa...........................political news jokes
Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...
Oh God, She Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi...
Oh God, She Drinks too...
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es ladke kaa H
Jab ensan ke Paap Ka Ghaara bhar jata H
Tab uski Mrityu ho jati H
Aur jab purus ke Khushiyo ka Ghaara bhar jata H...
uski shadi ho jaati H .............marriage jokes in hindi
Arz Kiya Hai....
Just Friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi......
Pahle Boyfriend/Lover apne GF ke aane ka entzaar Balcony me karte the
Ab online ane ka bole to "Rista Wahe Sooch Naye"
Ladki golgappe kha rahe thi....25-30 kha liye honge
phir usne BF se poocha aur 10 kha lu?
Boyfriend ne ghhlla ke bola le naagin......kha le...
ladki ne boyfriend ko ek chatta mara naagin kisko bola be...
Boyfriend-Are yaar maarti kyo ho mene bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha le
Kehte hai dil se aankhe band karó
Tó life me jisko love kiya uskì
tàsveer dikhti hai toh maine bhi try kiyà,
màstiful slideshow chalu ho gayà....
Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati - Me koi tumse darta hu
Patni - Darte to tum ho,
pahli baar jab tum mere ghar aye
the to pure 250 logo ke sath aye the
or mughe dekho me akele chale ayi na...........husband wife jokes
What was world first password ?
Think...
Think...
Any idea...
Any guess...
Anything...
That is....
"Khul jaa Sim Sim"
After great demands from all husbands..........
All new app called "Darr" is launched for Smartphones.....
As you just speak..... 'Wife'.....and it closes all open websites,
hides all chats, shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife's photo as a wallpaper.
Also, your wife name run as screensaver
When Smartphone screen is idle.
Hindi bhi yaaro azeeb bhasaa H
Ghari bigarr jaye to kahte hai band aur
Ladki bigarr jaye to kahte hai chalu......
Salman- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate H..
John- 1000 log..
Hrithik :- 5000 log..
Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?................mastiful 2015 jokes
Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai
Ladki Se Bat Karna, No
Kissss Karna, No
Hug karna, Nahi
Fir LÖVË romance Karna, Na Yaar
Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana...............very funny romantic jokes
Pyaar karna hai to Nirma Powder vaali se karo..
Pyar karna hai to . . . Nirma Powder vaali se karo..
Kyuki ek vahi hai jo kehti hai:
Pehle istemaal karo fir vishwaas karo
Very very Horror movie dekh kr dar jane wale
ladko..
Darrrrr kya hota hai us ladko se pucho
Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho Gaye............very funny romantic sms
1 jaruri suchna Kripya Dhyan De-
Atyadhik thand ki sthiti me
Suprabhat/Goodmoring ke sandesh/msgs
Dopahar 2.00 PM taak Sweekar kiye jayege
Sath he Shubh Ratri/Good Night ke sandesh/msgs 7.00 PM se manya honge
Mülayam Singh said he always opposed laptop scheme.....
We distributed laptops & ppl of d UP state heard d speeches of Modi on these laptops.
Modi on Facebook.... Modi on Twitter... Modi on WhatsApp...Modi...Modi...They were impressed, and we lost the polls.
Ækhilesh claims tat d laptop scheme as a big achievement of his gov coz he knows well what students love - WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, chat with girlfriend, watching movies.
Sai etna dijiye ek aashram ban jaye
ander me masti karu police bhi na ghus paaye
In 1950 A Boyfriend seek a faithful loving cute girlfriend
2015 boyfriend having Gorgeous GF just seek lonely place/home/farmhouse
Aajkal Gaon ke kheto ka ye mahool hai
pakre gaye to h00 halla aur
N pakre gaye to L00 lalla....
Papu : papa meri girlfriend Pregnant ho gyi hai
Papu ke papa: Tune ye sb sikha kaha se.....Nalayak...kambakht...!
Papu: papa IIN (idea internet network)
yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta hai agar sikhne ki lagan ho to
Shuddh Hindi me madhur rasili pati ke liye -
Naasta banana,
Bartan saaf karna
Ghar ki safai karna
Kapre dhona
Ese sabhi kaam agar koi estri jaldi jaldi
shantipurwak kare to use kaamwali kahte H
aur ye sabhi kaam koi estri bhayankar krodh
me aur barbarate hue kare to use Gharwali kahte H
Pati - aaj ghar bahut Neat and Clean dikh raha h?
Tumhara Whats App aaj band hai kaya?
Patni - nahi jee, wo mera charger nahi mil raha tha
khojte khojte safai ho gayi.....
Watching India v Sri Lanka, 4th ODI match -
.
.
Anushka sharma 2 virat "Rohit Sharma ka mobile number to forward kar de yaar. I don't want to change my surname"
Raat me Itni thand me rajai se nikalkar Peshab Karne ke liye
jana kisi stunt se kam nahi hai...............§ winter special jokes in hindi §
Hindu marriage Láw doesn't permit 2 marriage?
Coz- Indian Constitution árticle 20(2) says: "No human cán be punished twice 4 the sáme offence...
ek hath me Lipstick
dusre me Mobile
Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h
Latest New santa banta jokes 2015
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.....terrorist jokes
Lovely lines by a lovely preety Girl:
“He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge…
I’m going to steal his last name…
Teenage love story -
Boy- I love you
Girl- mai abhi eske ke liye tayaar nahi hu
Boy- ab kaya, hai bolne ke liye bhi make up karogi, pagli?
chandu ke chacha ne, chandu ki chachi ko
chandi ke chamche se chatni chatai
chacha se chachi boli
kaab tak chatayega chatni mujhe?
kabhi chinese chiken chilly bhi khila de!
Mere se Girlfriend kahte H - shadi kar lo tumhari jindigi jannat bana dugi
aur banana use daal chawal bhi nahi ata; Bol Bachchan to dekho kamini ka
As I look back in my life, I Remember Tears i Cried
Jokes I laugh & Things I lost & Missed by
Bt there is 1 thing I nevr Regret Its D day “JAB WE MET”
snta to his cute parrot - mitthu...mitthu..Imarti khayega?
Mitthu - Tu apni bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?
aksar cute girls ke boyfriend phale se hote h
par mera manana h ki
goalkeeper ke khade rahen ke baad vi gol ho sakta h
Arz kiya jara gour kijiyega-
kami libas ki jism par azib lagi hai
mughe amir baap ki beti garib lagi hai
ye mene kab kaha yaaro ki wo mughe buri lagti h
Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai...
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega
Böy: Hey, I've göt 2 words 2 tell.
Girl: Wat?
Böy: Ï Löve Ü!
Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 wörds?
Böy: Nö!(U)&(I) are öne.
GF: Truth or dare?
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!
On this ßirthday apart
I have just óne wish
That I cóuld be with yóu
tó hug and tó kiss
Hów much dó I love yóu
you may never know
But the next time I see yóu
I'll let my lóve shów.....birthday wishes for lover 2015
,///,
( '_ ' )
<( )>
. J L
aise the hum.
lekin aapke SMS ke intezar me..
(',' )
<)(>
. J L
aise ho gye h..Dekha kitni kmjori a gai.
Nasha tha unke pyar ka ,
jiss mein hum kho gaye ,
unhi bhi nahi pata chala,
ke kab hum unke ho gaye................to say I Love You to special one
Tum haseen ho Gulab jaisi ho
bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho
hothon se lagakar pee jayoon tumhe
Sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho.......special tarif msgs for girlfriend
While preparing her resume a young girl wrote:
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......
Hanging out would be Boring;
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend!
Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Dewaane fir b Latak jate hain.
A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping
"Dear Husband, your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for a walk."
Kabi pasand na aye mera Msg To bta dena dost
Hum dil pe pthar rakh k Tumhe goli mar dnge
(,'')__;=-
/) )
_/ /
Thaaen
Thaaen
Ek to best msgs kro upr se nautnki.
Good friends are not easy to obtain;
Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!
Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!
Uski Yaado Me Beeti Har Raat Alag Hai,
Uske Sath Hui Har Mulaqat Alag Hai,
Har Shaqs Mujhe Tanha Chod Ke Chala Gaya,
Magar Mere Uss Yaar Ki Har Baat Alag Hai.
Ÿe dil udããs hai bas ek pàl ko àaö tùm
Qareeb àà ke hume fir se àazmaö tùm
Khàtà hai meri to de do koi sàza mujhkö
Ÿe kàb kahà ke mûjhe tànhà chhod jaaö tùm........................emotional love msgs 2015
Me apke pyaar me kuch aisa kar jaunga,
ban ke khushbu fiza me bikhar jaunga,
bhulna chaho to saanso ko rok lena,
saans loge to main dil me utar jaunga!.............propose sms in hindi for girlfriend
Ü r my dream in mÿ slêêp;
Ü r the vision of my eye;
Ü r the smile of my lips;
Ü r the beat of my heart;
Ü r an angel in my prayers;
Ü r the light of my life;
Ü r every thing to me ;
MY lõve! MY Life!..............propose messages in english
Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Pane Se,
Dil Manta Nhi Kisi k Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati H Dhadkan Aapko Bhool Jane Se,
Isliye Apko Yad Krte H Message k Bahane Se
Jadu hai uski har ek baat me,
yaad bahut aati hai din aur raat me,
kal jab dekha tha maine sapna raat me,
tab bhi uska hi haath tha mere haath me.............propose sms in hindi
Dhadkan ki awaaz hó tum,
Is dil ke jazbaat ho tum,
Hamare din aur raat hó tum,
Meetha sa ehsaas hó tum,
kya kahein hamare liye kitne khaas hó tum...............propose msgs in hindi for girlfriend
Sach bólta hu jhut bólne ki adat nhi mujhe ,
ek tere siwa kisi ki chahat nhi mujhe,
aye dóst apne baare me sóchu kis tarah,
ek pal bhi teri yaadó se fursat nhi mujhe..........propose quotes in hindi for girlfriend
Likh to doo mai uska naam har dar-o-deewar par,
,
,
,
,
,
lekin khyaal aata hai ki,
,
,
masoom hai mera sanam kahi badnaam na ho jaye...
A very small love story.. Boy:excuse me.! Girl-Yes, bro.!
Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR
Apki Ada,
Apki Smile,
Apka Chehra,
Apka Chalna,
Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Julfein,
Apki Aankhen,
Apka Andaz....
Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil Hoti...
An Ultra Modern wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh :
Aaj ki naari
sab pe bhaari!!!...
Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!........................very funny exam jokes 2015
Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.
Ye kya hai
Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu
par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga....
3 cheezo se bani he duniya- "himmat hosla or dum"
3 lamho se bani he zindagi- "khushi,ehsaas or gum"
3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-"u,me" or hum.....................best friendship quotes in hindi
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Aagosh Main Lelo Mujhe Tanha Hoo Main
Basa Lo Dil Main Tnha Hoo Main
Jo Tum Nahi Zindagi Main To Kuch Nahi
Sama Jao Mujh Main Ki Tanha Hoo Main.......................romantic sms for girlfriend
Bikta h gum hasi k bazar me.
Lakho dard chhipe hote h ek chhote se inkar me.
Wo kya samjh payenge pyar ki kashis ko.
Jinhone fark hi ni samjha pasand or pyar me.
Tujhe dekhta hu to accha lgta hai,
tujhse bolta hu to accha lgta hai.
Bhale hi ho dard dunia bhar ka mere jeevan me par,
mai ek pal tujhe sochta hu to accha lgta hai..........................new msgs for love
Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye,
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye.....................barish sms..............funny monsoon sms in hindi
9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msgs received... salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu
Zindgi hasin hai zindgi se pyar karo,
hai raat to subah ka intzar karo,
wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai apko,
rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitwar karo..................best life quotes in hindi/Positive life quotes in hindi
Dear Suraj Bhagwan.......
Please go to settings
» display
» brightness
and lower your brightness!.............funny summer seasons msgs
Neta- Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye koi jagah nahi h..!
,,
,,
Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?
Latest IPL Adv:
Please enjoy the matches.....Fixed toh aapki Shadi bhi thi...
3G 4G ki shakti hume dena data
Cell ka signal kamjor ho na
Hum rhe range me har kadam pe
Bhul kar bhi .. Hum offline ho na!
Boss-Tumari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!!
Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne,
tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne,
maine kaha,bhul to nhi skte,
bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.
Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi.
Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!
Santa: doctor, this medicine
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.
Welcome to the season of:
Smooching
Squeezing
Licking
Sucking
and getting dirty!
Don't tax your brain so much...
It's Mango season!
Happy Juicy Fruity Mango season!....................very romantic sms sms for girlfriend
A boy found aladin's lamp,
he asked him to increase
all girls brain ten times more..!!
.
.
.
.
.
He laughed & said:
.
.
Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai.
Tere hi khayalon me din gujar jata hai.
Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse kya
dur rahker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai...
Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati
Sala kaha rehta hai.?
Circut: dhobigath pe.
Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to..?
Circut: bhai english main usko,
Washington kehte hai.
Arz kiya hai…
ye bima company
wale bhi kya
gazab karte hai..
Logo ki biwiyon
ke paas ghanto baith kar,
pati ke marne ke
faayde batate
hain…
Holidays, Hotels & Women: Three things that always look better online than in real life!
1. Set the alarm of 7:00 am.
2. Wake up at 6:59 am.
3. 'Off' the alarm before it alarms.
4. Feel like a Bomb Defuser!!
Likoho to exam me kuch aisa likho
k pen bhi ronay per majboor ho jaye
har answar me woh dard bhar do ke
check karne wala disprin kha k so jaye.
Na kuchh tu lekar aaya tha, na hi kuchh lekay jayega;
mujhe message na karke zaalim, tu kitna chillar bachayega!
I löve sö much mÿ heart is surë. As time göes ön I löve ÿöu mörë, Yöur swëët smilë. Your löving facë No1 will ëvër takë ur placë.
The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath,
the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou!
Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h,
jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai.
Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega.......................very funny exam jokes
Garibon ki thaali mein 'shaahi-pulaav' aa gaya,
lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.................election special msgs
Apke paon buhut khoobsurat hain,
Kia yehi khoobsurat paon mere bachon ki jannat ban sakte hain?...............express your love in a funny way
Usne toh sab keh dala hai baton hi baton me.......
Aur hum ek ishaara bhi na ker sakey itni saari mulaqaaton me.
Santa went to interview for FBI agent.
Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?”
Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“
Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.
Latest facebook Relationship Status: a aa i ee u oo mera dil na todo................
When i am not able to decide between 'aap' and 'tu', I automatically switch to English
People will take six months to turn the taj mahal into Red Fort if you allow pan masala inside.
The sweetest msg:
wife to husband : you should learn to hug ur mistakes.
The husband immediately hugged her !
Like the dew drops on the flowers
I love the feelings of ur lips on mine
with the warmth of ur embance....
I love to keep sinking in your arms always
all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs.
Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu.
