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Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu.
Girlfrnd-Achchha 1White Suit To Dila Do.
BY-Q?
GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?
Apni ankhein band karke mera chehra imagine karein
Kar liya?
OK
Mubarak ho
Aapne 3 din pahle hi
"Eid ka Chand" dekh liya
U R so Lucky:
Techer Ka DarJa MAA Se B Uncha Hota H?
Pta hai
Qki MAA Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek Bache Ko Sulati H Or_Teacher Apne Lctr Se Puri Class Ko sulati h.
2 GOLDEN RULES of life :-)
Rule-1: Ur FRND "Prashant" is always right.
Rule2: whenever u feel
"Prashant" is wrong, slap urself & read rule no.1 again...:-
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..
Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me B Make up laga kar Ghume to Samjo
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Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai!!
Gf- main kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hun, mujhe bhul jao.
bf - na tere aane ki khusi na tere jaane ka gum....
ja behen ja... Dusri pata lenge hum.......
A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!
A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!
Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!
SLEEP WELL..
Shakespeare once said:
"I'm going to washroom!!"
Tum kya samjhay? :P
Oye yarr Shakespeare aam batein b krta tha
Hr time quotes nai marta tha!
Are O friendwa...!
Kaisan ho.?
Kauno baat pe naraj ho ka.?
Tohar smswa k darshan kiye kafi samay bit gawa re.
Tanik ek-dui sms wa bhijwai do hamar TunTuniya pe.
Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den after i was born how did u know its me?
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Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!:-)
:: Jokes and sms in Hindi ::
Boy- Tumhari kameez fati Hui Hai
Girl- nahi Ye Fashion ha
Boy- Acha Khud Faado toh Fashion
Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION?
:: jokes and sms in Hindi ::
Height of Job satisfaction-
A boy got a job in girls hostel...
After 2 months owner asked: Y u don't come 2 take ur salary?
Boy: KYA..?
salary bhi milegi..!
:: jokes and sms ::
Apni Pasand ka koi 1 Fruit Choose Karo
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Apple
Lemon
0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
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Or rply mt krna, Kharid Kr
Kha Lena.
Fruits r good 4 health...!
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:: jokes and sms ::
1 pathan 2sre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
2sra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty h.
:: Jokes for sms ::
Wo MsG TuMNe MuJHe ABHi BHeJa THa Wo DuBaRa BHeJo PLZ..!
CoNFuSeD?
KaBHi KoI MsG BHeJa H Jo DuBaRa BHeJoGe
"KaNJus" ! !
:-p
:: Jokes for sms ::
story: once a boy was smoking at airport.
Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri he hai...
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ..
:: short jokes sms in Hindi ::
Aap sochte honge k hm Itne msg kyu krte h?
Ans:Bharatiy Shiksha Abhiyan k antargat Aap ko roz kuchh na kuchh padhna jaruri h
"Padhega India,Tabhi badhega
:: mobile jokes sms in Hindi ::
Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
:: mobile jokes sms in Hindi ::
Na Aasman Fata, Na Dharti Hili
Fir Apne Kaise Socha Humare Msg Se Mukti Mili
Are Hum Zara Se Busy Kya Huye Ki
Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat To Tali....
:: new sms jokes in Hindi ::
If a Single Teacher Can't Teach All d Subjects,
Then How Can U Expect a Single Student to Learn All Subjects?
Think Hatke!
:: new sms jokes in Hindi ::
Boy- Ro Q rhi ho?
Girl- Mere marks bahut kam aaye hai.
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl- Sirf 88 %
Boy- Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate
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A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like
Doll Or Sweetie.
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She Was Shocked To See
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ramu gardener
‚‚ Short sms jokes ‚‚
To the People who hate me:
Dear Haters..
I couldn't help but notice that,
AWESOME ends with "ME"
&
UGLY starts with "U" !
‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers....!!!
Short Sms Jokes
1 dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ne 1 shayari likhi
Phoolon ka raja,baharon ka shehzada
Dil tod kar chala gaya Kutta, kamina, haraamzada
‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
"GIRLS are like Bluetooth
u stay close dey stay connected
u go away dey find new device"
‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
Judge: u r accused 4 rape, so u r fined Rs. 11461,
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Man: Mylord y exactly Rs. 11461?
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Judge: Rs. 10000 for rape, 4% vat & 10.2% Entertainment
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Girl Friend: Kuch aisa bolo ke mere dil ki dhadkan tez ho jaaye!
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Boy Friend: wo dekh tera Baap.
Hosle Sare aazma baithe,
Hum zamane k gam utha baithe,
Jiski Chahat me Umar bhar Tadpe,
Uski hi Shaadi ki Biryani Kha Baithe.
:: latest, new, best, short sms jokes, collection ::
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho
Nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho
Har baar dusro ka diya SMS bhejte ho
Aur khud ko “TULSIDAS” samajhte ho
Na muje kisi ka dil chahie..,
Na Muje jmane se koi aas hai..,
Jo apna smjh kr apni saheli ka no dilwa de..
Muje us dost ki talash hai.
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega?
Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati....
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab aurato ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega...
2 bachay jungle me potti kar rhe thay,achanak sher agaya
1st: chotu tu dar to nahi raha?
2nd: nahi,main nahi darta
1st: to phir apni dho meri Q dho raha hai??
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Bahu- Maji, ye abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi dusri aurat?
Saas- Kalmuhi,tu hamesh hi ulta sochti h,aisa bhi to ho sakta h ki ,truck ke niche aa gya ho..!!!
:: short sms jokes ::
2020 me apko customer care ke sms is prakar aayenge.. Dear customer, your wife can become a mother without your struggle.. Just sms "child" to 556677
Jab koi sms ni krta.
itna gussa ata h
dil to chahta h
chapal utar k...
aram se baith jau or
sochu sayad sms bhejna nhi ata hoga.
Teacher: isko sentence ko translate koro-"girl kapde pehen chuki hai."... all boys ek sath me bole-ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late.
Sholey ki team ne IPL me bhag liya,. gabbar ke bowler ne 20 over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye..batao kyun?.... kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha
:: New sms jokes ::
Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge
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GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapad na mar de
Mai to yu hi
Paani ko gaur se dekh
raha tha yaaro..
Itne me 1 machhli
nikal k boli..
Kaminey.. Tere ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya..?
:: Humour jokes ::
Chinese ladki ko dekh kar maa boli: Beta, yeh kya le aaye? :-x
Molu: Apne khud hi toh kaha tha,
ke ghar aate huye Cheeni lete aana.
:: New sms jokes ::
GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
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Yaha Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hai Maqsad Hai..
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Khud Bhale kameena Ho Lekin ladki Sharif Chaiye
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bhikari: Bahen Bhoka Hu bhagwan KE Naam PE Khana De Do
Behan: Khana Abi Ni Paka
bhikari: FaceBook Pe BABA Pappu K Nam Se H
khana Pak Jae To Wall Pe Update Kar Dena
:: Latest jokes sms ::
Kya farak padta hai chahe
munni badnam ho ya sheela jawan ho
Hum to jawan bhi hai or badnam bhi hai
:: Humour jokes ::
A man saw a board at d centre Of a River,
He tried 2 read
but he can’t read it.
So,he swim into d River &read
“CROCODILE INSIDE-DONT SWIM”
:: Humour jokes ::
Tees mar khan- Flop
Dabang-Hit
Moral-
Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota
Badnam honi chahiye.
:: Great jokes ::
Chunav Lad Rahi Mahila Se Reporter Ne Pucha-
Apko Chunav Ladne Ka Khayal Kaise Aya
Lady- Jab B Me Apne Pati Se Ladti Hu To Jeet Meri Hi Hoti Hai
:: Great jokes ::
BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai.
GIRL - 20 year.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h.
:: latest jokes 2016 ::
What is the similarity between Manmhan Singh & Indian Cricket Team??? . . . . . . Answer: Both have foreign coaches.
:: Jokes of the day ::
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your id card or driving license.
:: Jokes of the day ::
1 Girl ne 1 chote se baby k gaal pe kiss kiya GRL-oh sory tumhare gaal me lipstick lag gai. Baby-Kuch accha karne se agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai...
:: latest jokes 2016 ::
Biggest Joke on Doctor. . .
Dr. to patient's friend:
Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to
hum isey bacha lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay, 15 min pehle tou accident
hua hai.
:: new jokes in hindi 2016 ::
Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti Bcoz wo janti He ke duniya ke kisi kone me koi gadha unke liye engineer ya docter ban raha hoga....
:: clean jokes ::
A Girl siting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then What the HELL R U doing on my BED..
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
:: clean jokes ::
Aap Ki Yaad Main Ek Shair Arz Hai.
Today Is somwar, Tommorow Is Manglwar.
Wah Wah
Today Is somwar, Tommorow Is Mangalwar..
I Miss You Yaar
I Miss You Yaar..
‚‚ New jokes 2012‚‚
Ikhtiyar-e-tarnum ki tabassum k taqadus ki ranaiyoon se jahalat ki tariqi ko mita dena. . . . !
Jab iss ka mtlb smjh aaye tou mjhe B bta dena.
‚‚ New jokes 2012‚‚
Hey, tera affair chalu hai & u hvnt told me,
chal jane de i can undrstnd. bt who’s dat?
Agar aise msgs mummy padh le to kitna mazaa aaega..
:: New jokes 2016 ::
Zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile - Dokha
Jo muskil se mile - Kushi
Aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
Ab main apni tarif Khud kaise karu…
:: Good jokes in hindi ::
Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR
Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na
Modi Sarkar ke OROP ki ghosna ke baad
Aab Kajiwaal jee ko bhi chahiye ki wo
OPOR(1 palate 1 Raita) ki ghosna kar de
Ab ye afwah/rumors kisne failayi hai
Just after announcement OROP
Some opposition party leaders caught fever
Some hve depression...
Maine Kaha- "I love you"
Girl-Mera Boyfriend hai
Maine Kaha- purana jayega tabhi to naya aayega
OLX par bech de..
haramkhoro 10-20 hajaar ke mobile bana dete ho
kam se kam 2-3 mitre charger ki cable to diya karo
India Team is best team ever
Sabko batting ka moka mila H........world Cup 2015 jokes
Kuch is tarah kambakkht ishq ne meri Izzat ka rayataa bana diya |
me guzara jis gali se, Uske ek thappad ki goonj ne, mughe sare muhalle
ka Kajriwal bana diya...........
Chuki 4 shatako se saabit ho gaya H
ki kohli ghaas wali pich par bhi
Aacha pradarshan kar sakte H
Esiliye aajkal Anushka ne Veet use
karna band kaar diya H
Radio par Modi ji ki 'Mann Ki Baat' programme ki grand success ke
baad ab Rahul ji bhi apna prasaran "Mann Ki Uljhan" me karege
Santa: dost tu itna bada ho gaya aur phir bhi abhi tak tere ko
dadhi- mooch nahi aayi?
Banta : main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon
wife ko samghna matlap - 50 GB ka video download karna aur
49.5 GB download hone ke baad error dekhana
Aaj Ka Suvichar-
Hum bhartiya sir par helmet pehne na pehne par Smartphones/mobile me screen gaurd jarur lagate h
sir fat jae khoon ki nadia beh jae par mobile ko kharoch tak nahu aani chaiye
1 Best benefit of using "WhatsApp"
ye hai ki us pe bahut sari
Aurate/ladki baat karti hai phir
bhi aawaz nahi hoti hai
In maths exam, Santa got 1question
Prove
Sin x= 6n
Santa cancelled 'n' from both the sides
Then
six=6
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wrote "Dont mess with Santa d great"
wo dost umar bhar kaya sath denge jo choraha par police ko dekhkar bike se utar diya
Farmaishi geeto ke es karykram me agli farmaish lete h
Delhi se "Arwind jee" ki.......geet ke bol h.........
Sajna hai mughe Dharna ke liye
Dosto.....
Akhir wo samay aa gaya jab hum
Subah uthkar jindgi ka sabse mushkil phesala karte hai
Ki aj nahana hai ya nahi.......................winter special sms for friends
Pichli baar Ghajini Dekhkar Jin Logon Ne Sar Mundwa Liya the
Unke liye Hindi movie PK kisi Agni-pariksha se kaam nahi
Agar free ho to call me pls,
mere phone me bal nai h its urgnt
mujhe aapse ek personal advice leni h.
TajMAHAL Bik rha h Kharid lu kya?
Father: Kya Hua Beta Q Ro Raha Hai Mujhe Bata
Mai Tmhare Dost Jaisa Hu
Son: Kya Batau Mai Apni Wali Se Milne Gya Tha
Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara.
Kabhi-Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Apne Aap Ko Mar Dalu..
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Phir Sochta Hu
India Me Sirf 1410 Hi TIGER Bachenge..
Never make the same mistake twice,
There r so many new ones.
Try a different one each day By
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Swami MISTEKANANDA
Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile
1 Alien came at RAJNI’s home frm sum galaxy n rqustd,
“Mere ladke ki board exams he.thoda dheere bajao na
American culture-
Daughter:
Dad i got married ystrday evenin.. I 4got 2 inform u..
Dad:
Its Ok my child.. But next time u shud invite me…
Boy: Do yu lOve me?
Girl: Yes-
Boy starts running
Gal: where r yu going?
Boy: I’m going to update my relationship status on facebook-
Jaab tum raat sachche dil se sone ki koshish karo to..
Tab Wifi/3G ki tez speed tumhe jagane ki saajish karti hai
Boy-Papa..papa lagta hai Varsa aane wali hai
Papa-tu study kar.. nalayak, sara din bas ladkiyo ki baate karta rahta hai
Son- Papa me life me aage badhne ke liye kaya karu? Papa- Patthar le aur sabse phele ye mobile phor.....new jokes in hindi
:: New jokes in Hindi ::
1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya
ye kehte hue ki
Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liya
:: New jokes in Hindi ::
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka
:: Nice jokes in Hindi ::
Wish u a very happy married life…
aise kya ghoor rhe ho..
ph. mera, pese mere, sms mera,
to mrji b meri, jo chahe beju, tum shadi k bad pd lena..
Aaj Boss se jaab Chhuti Maangi
Taab ja ke pata chala meri kitne "Value" hai compnay me
Aankho Me aasu Aa Gaye
New jokes in hindi-
Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
“Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!
Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate,
Aisa Kro
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2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.
New jokes in Hindi
Boy: Aapki sandle bahut acchi hai !
Girl: Haan utaaroon kya?
Boy:Chal pagli isse acchi to teri jeans hai
Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu
Face fair karne k 3 tarike
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Mujhe pta tha tu zaroor padhega kali surat wale…
Fair & lovely laga leee
:: Small jokes in Hindi ::
I Love
I Love u
I Love u
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I love u So much
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Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi*
:: Small jokes in Hindi ::
Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2016.
phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.
New mobile Yoga specially performed by girls -
Selfie me btkh ki tarah muh banana bhi ek tarah ka Yog
he hai.....new selfie jokes in hindi
new jokes new jokes on santa banta new love sms new-sms new sms collection
new sms jokes new sms messages
Ye cheeze jab khatm hoti hai to bahut dard hota hai
Friendship
School
Money
Love
Sunday
Internet pack
Mast cute Saali ki Shadi
Paros me lahne wali preety girl ka transfer
Aur last wale me to Dil karta hai rooo hiii deee...new jokes in hindi
Kismat ho to Narendra Modi jaisi !!
Na parliament me opposition hai na ghar pe wife hai !!!
Bole to Life Jhinga la la
Husband comes home very early from shop and watch wife
with
Another handsome guy.
Wife- Why are you early.??
Husband- Who is he?
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Wife- Duffer..Don’t try to change the topic.!
Love romance is just like hot tea and
heart is like Parle-G Biscut
Hadd Se Jyada Dubaoge To Toot Jayega...
Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!
Topper’s Answer was:
“WOMAN’S FACE”
Raat me motercycle or car ke peeche kute ese tezi se bhagte
hai jese
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agle chorahe pe 2 tamacha khichkar gari chhin he lenge
Madam-Bacho choti madhumakhi tuko kaya deti h
Bache-Madhu, Shahad
Madam-Patli bakri ?
Bache-Milk
Medam-Aur moti bhes?
Bache-Homework only homework...
Madam-De thappar pe thappar....
Wo Girlfriend Kis Kaam Ki Jo Pyaar
Na De
Aur Wo Saala Dost Kis Kaam Ka Jo
Udhaar Na De..!
Aaj kal ladke ladki se milne ke baad
unka naam nahi poochte ye poochte hai-
tum WhatApp me ho?
Ladke wale-Jee ladki ne kaya kiya huwa hai
Ladki wale-Jee esne naak me dum kiya huwa hai
ese le jaye bas.....
Spiderman, Batman, Superman saab behosh
Dekh ke South Indian Movie ke Hero ka Josh
Mÿ Friend: Dost kaise ho?
Me: Mast hu..Bindaas hu..tu bata?
Mÿ Friend: Main bhi tik hu Yaar ek kaam tha..!
Me: Haan toh saare kaam karle, phir baat karte h....new new friend jokes
Fair N lovely cream sach me kaam karti hai me tab maan jaugaa
jab wo black money wale ko fair bana de
