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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye mai to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli mai to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai! new 2011 wala! Santa Banta Hindi sms | New Collection 2015 Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai? Jeeto: Zehar Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do. Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye. :: funny indian jokes - 140 character only :: Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms fromfirst dad and five dads from my first mom. Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board. Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai. Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan... Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain. Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Mai ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ... Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai. Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ... Santa ki dadi mar gaye... Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi... Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi. Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati.... Tweet 98 Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho.. Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai? Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai.. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua... Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye... Santa: yar,cal rate itna hai ki smbhl-smbhl kr phone lagana padta hai.. Banta: mai to hr roj 10-15 phone aise hi laga deta hai aur mera paisa bhi nahi lagta.. santa: woh kaise? Banta: mai customer care mai no. lagata hu... Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur.. Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Santa Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon Jokes on Santa | Santa SMS Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta. Santa Opened Xerox Shop And Put A Big Cool Board Outside: . . . . . Xerox Done In All Language Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha Santa:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age. Santa :As Far As I Know, Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age Fakeer 2 Santa : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ? Santa : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA''S Soap, BABA''S Paste, BABA''S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate. Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi! Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Banta:Simple Hai Yar Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba son:nai g again asked: dooba kia son:nai g Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se.. Ek baar Santa Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .." Santa Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job ..." Sardar Was Sleeping In His Bed Room With His Wife Why Are You Scrolling Down So Fast. Let Him Sleep With His Wife Sardar Jokes in Hindi Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office...." Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti Say Jakray Rakhti Hay? Sardar Je: MISS "NARRA":-) Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai. A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le. Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother Tweet 363 Read More Latest Indian & Desi - Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab! Santa :Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta :Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera. Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-) Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.. Principal: Schóól ka time 9 baje ka tha ór tum 10 baje aa rahe hó? Little Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, schóól shuru kar diya karó. Sardar Jokes in Hindi, Cheer Up Your Friend! Make your friend's day a smile-filled day. Bring a big smile on your friend's face sending new, latest, sardar jokes in hindi. Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho, Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho, WahWah Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke Tum to sab ki Nani ho.. Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani Wah Wah kya kehna hai Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani This shair is brought to you by Limca Nimbu Pani... Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir ap jahaaz pe aaye ho, Apne biwi K Ghr nhi
