Funny Indian political jokes collection in Hindi and English
All of our Politicians are
playing KBC (Kaun Banega Crorepati)
in reverse manner ....
They make crores and crores
first and then answer
the questions later.
Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R)
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K)
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G)
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O)
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Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?
I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!
2013 Delhi election results:
BAAP : 34
AAP : 26
PAAP : 8
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Delhi election results have made History... a male has beaten a female with a broom!
Seeing the current scenario in India, we need to change the names of the leading newspapers to
Jokesatta
Jungsatta
Hindustan Crimes
The Indian Depress
The Bad Times of India
Dainik Torture and
DNA (Do Not Ask)!...................... indian political jokes
What does 1$ buy you today?
Masala Dosa and Coke.
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What does 1 Rupee buy you?
Only a video on Airtel showing how to cook the Masala Dosa!
Rajiv Gandi Yamlok me baite the, Wo achanak hans pade
Indira Gandi-Kyo hanse?
Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki,
par bechara MANMOHAN SINGH bhugat raha hai!.....new jokes
minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai .......................funny jokes on indian politics
Every man is N_arendra Modi before marriage and Man_mohan Singh after marriage!
TV channels are showing "Aashiqui 2" on Independence Day. So be prepared to be shown 'Border' on' Valentines' day!
India is a developing country. Proof:
1. Soon we'll surpass China in terms of population.
2. Soon we'll surpass US in number of states!
I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "C_ongress Symbol" on my face!
Rs 5 to hear Narendra Modi's speech wasn't a bad deal at all, considering the nation is paying a huge price for Man_mohan Singh's silence!
When one door closes another opens.
Perfect example:
Cheer leaders banned in 20-20. Dance bars to re-open in Maharashtra!
Besharmi ki hadh jahan khatam ho
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Right side main Congress ka office hai.
A boy gives a LOTUS to a girl to impress her
the girl slaps the boy.
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boy ask why
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girl- you give me bjp symbol
so i give u congress symbol
Finally, Congress fulfills the promise made via a slogan in 2004 to the electorate:
Congress ka Haath; Aam Aadmi ke Saath!
Naukri chhorkar Engineer bahut Khatarnak ho jata hai
eske do udaharan hai ek to kajriwal or dusra rampal.....
es ko Dhyan Se Dekho......
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HAATH kaat Diye congress ko vote diya tha .......samjhe.......................indian political jokes
Corruption ka nasha pyaare, nasha sabse nashila hai,
Jise dekho yaha woh corruption ke baarish mein geela hai,
Politics ke naam pe karte sabhi ab bhrasht-leela hain.........................indian political humor
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Height of Blackmail:
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A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,
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"Give me some Money
otherwise
I will Vote for Congress again
and next time
make you to sit near me..........................indian political jokes
Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition
Boy-Do u Love Me.?
Girl-hmmm!!
Dekho Aisa Hai K
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Boy:Uff..
Ya Toh Haan Bolo Ya Naa..
PlZ Don't Behave Like Congress................................ funny jokes on indian politics
Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
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Tabhi to Congress Janlok pal bill nahi la rahe hai!!
Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Instead of Catching him Alive?
Because
America Doesnt Have fund to Provide Comforts to Laden as India Has for Kasab!!
Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai?
India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!!
Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!
Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team : Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma.
1 gaon me Rahul ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
Rahul - Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.
Sonia - Kyun beta?
Rahul - Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.
Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai...........................indian political jokes
Thought of the day
“we should be proud of the fact that we are much more educated than our
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“politicians”
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Unfortunately, most of the politicians in India don't need festivals like Holi to change their colors.
For others, have a colourful Holi!
PM ji bole BJP 'sasti rajneeti' kar rahe hai . BJP - Congress ka mehangai par ekaadhikar ho gaya to hum kaya kare!...............latest political jokes
Shajiya elmi ki halat..... us girlfriend ki tarah hoo gaye H
jisne apne boyfriend ko esliye chhora ki wo berojgaar H
aur 2 mhine baad wahe boyfriend IAS topper ho jata H
Toyota innova has more seats than B J P
Now the whole opposition in delhi can travel in NANo car
