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Hindi Husband Wife Jokes TV Vs. Biwi Joke in Hindi Jitne channel Tv ke, Utne nakhre Biwi ke, Tv chalta hai remote se, Biwi chalta hai Note se. Wife Vs. Saali joke in Hindi What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake… Hindi Wife - Begum Joke Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai? Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband se hisse mein aate hai, aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!! Hindi Husband Joke Different roles of Man in life: Sagai ke samay superman, Shadi ke samay Gentleman, 10 saal baad watchman, 20 saal baad Doberman. Who is Biwi Joke? Biwi vo hoti hai jo, Shaadi ke baad apne pati baad apne pati kisari aadadto kobadal deti hai, aur baad me kehti hai ki, "aap pehle jaise nahi rahe". Shaadi Hindi Joke Shadi ke pehle maine pyar kiya. Shadi ke baad ye maine kya kiya? Shadi ke pehle Dil to Pagal Hai. Shadi ke baad dil to pahal tha! "S" Hindi Joke Hum ne zindagi ki shuruaaat 'S' se ki. S se Suraj, S se Subah, S se Swagat, S se saaz, S se Sangeet. Par Fir 'S' se Samay ne aisi karwat badli Ki 'S' se hamari Shadi ho gai. Aur fir jeevan ka arth 'S' se Saans, Sasural, Sala, Sali, Sasur aur 'Sankat' ho gaya. Super Husband Wife Joke in Hindi Sagai Hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi Ghar Mein Aayi... Ghar Swarg Ban Gaya... Aur main "Swargwasi"... Husband Vs. Wife Hindi Joke Shaadi par wife boli: Aaap mere prannath aur mein apke charno ki dasi. Shaadi ke baad woh ho Gaya Charandas aur, woh ho gayi prano ki pyaasi. Poor Wife Joke Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they, ab kyun nahi dete? Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai! Pati Patni Joke in Hindi Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! Pati: Air kaash tum aisi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta. Hindi Stupid husband Joke Wife: Main galti se khane ke saath rumal bhi kha gai Husband: Konu baat nahi, apna bachcha aayega to "pagdi" pehan ke aayega! Another Husband Vs. Wife Joke in Hindi Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko): Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho... Chehra dekte hi husband bola: Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai, tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai. Wife: Darlin nayi khojo se chand ka yahi roop samne aaya hai. Stupid Biwi Joke Achii aur buri biwi mein kya farq hai? Answer: Kya matlab? Biwiyaan achii bhi hoti hai kya?! Biwi Vs. Sali Joke Biwi aur saali main kon zyada achi hoti hai? Answer: Saali behtar hai. Kaash woh biwi ke bagair mil sakti. Watch Vs. Wife Joke Whats the diff btween Watch and Wife? Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jati hai Hindi Joke Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge? Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai. Biwi Hindi Joke Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gay! Marriage Broker Joke Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! Another Husband and Wife Hindi Joke Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji? Husband: Aise jaise Bhagwan Vishnu shesh naag ki Godh mein lete hon. Husband, Wife and Beggar Joke A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari