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Boss: Where were you born? Santa : India .. Boss: which part? Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya. SArdarji : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha, To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha... Shadi ki raat Sardar apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya BV: Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do.. Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao. Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki. Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia? SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai… Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baatein Kare Hansi Mazaq Kare Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye Sardar: Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo. Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai! Deedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai...... English Teacher: "Wo ladki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai." Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai?? Sardar: "Sir ladki 2 number hai....sardarji jokes Sardarji exam me ak larki se nakal kar rhe the Exminar ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia Usne jawab k end me likha Jawab ka baki hissa Jiya k paper me hai.. Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Santa : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.. Santa: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' A tiger killed a sardarji in Zoo. A man asked why did u only killed sardarji in crowd? Tiger: Aur kya karta. saala kab se keh rha tha "itni badi billi, itni badi billi"..................hindi sardar jokes In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Tweet 876 Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. Santa :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.. Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Santa : sirf yehi apka bacha hai. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...! A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME, HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-- HE WAS NOT MY FRND.. Sardarji Ne A.C Lgwaya.. 1 Shakhs Ne Pucha: Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti Ha? Sardar: . . . Tabhi to Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Ha. Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.. Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.. Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya. A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans." Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga. Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, "Le Karle Number Note".. Web best Humor & funny stuff - Sardarji jokes, short, Punjabi sardar jokes, Sardar jokes in English. Sardar:Aaj main ne apni bivi ko kisi or k sath cinema jaty huy dekha. Dost:To un k pechy q nahi gya? Sardar:Yaar main ne wo film 4 bar dekhi hoi thi: Ek Sardarji Doosre Se, Main aur Meri Girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. :-) Doosra: Wow, Shaadi Kab hai? Sardar: Meri 7 Oct 2016 ko Aur uski 13 Nov 2016 ko............... sardarji jokes TiTU jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye?? Kyunki TiTu ko khabar mili thi ki Exam paper leek ho gaya h.... Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya? Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai..............Jokes in Hindi Santa Banta Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kyaa.. Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" You might also like this - jokes-in-hindi-santa-banta | hindi-sms-jokes | jokes santa banta | santa-banta-jokes-hindi Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then , For 3000 Kgs How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton! A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA. Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ... Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!! Santa aur us Banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe the k achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia. . Yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne laga dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi hai yaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di. Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A. This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A., Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree? Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again Santa In a Plane Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a Vomit Bag, Air Hostess Gives Him The Bag After Few Minutes When She Comes Back Evry1 Was Vomiting Except Sardar g She Was Surprisd & Askd "Santa g In Sab ko Kia Hua?" Santa: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... " Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab! Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light". Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me. Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true... santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45 Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae. Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho. You might also like to read - Hindi jokes santa banta Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back. Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi. Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye. Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu. All sorts of best santa banta jokes for your mobile. Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi, free santa banta jokes in hindi to read and share absolutely free for personal use only. Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi Santa Banta Jokes santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.. Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena. Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya Tweet 3.3K Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.' Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta=fir kya kiya? santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena. Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna. Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya. Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai.... santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai Tweet 3.3K Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta : Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm? Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar : Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu! Humor is not only fun but healthy too! Heart attack is shown to be less likely to happen for people who have an active sense of humor or who laugh much. Huge collection of funny stuff & fully sayings- Santa banta jokes, santa banta jokes in punjabi, short, new, latest santabanta jokes.
