short Hindi jokes collection of latest desi boyfriend and girls girlfriend and above all
Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu.
Girlfrnd-Achchha 1White Suit To Dila Do.
BY-Q?
GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?
Apni ankhein band karke mera chehra imagine karein
Kar liya?
OK
Mubarak ho
Aapne 3 din pahle hi
"Eid ka Chand" dekh liya
U R so Lucky:
Techer Ka DarJa MAA Se B Uncha Hota H?
Pta hai
Qki MAA Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek Bache Ko Sulati H Or_Teacher Apne Lctr Se Puri Class Ko sulati h.
2 GOLDEN RULES of life :-)
Rule-1: Ur FRND "Prashant" is always right.
Rule2: whenever u feel
"Prashant" is wrong, slap urself & read rule no.1 again...:-
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..
Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me B Make up laga kar Ghume to Samjo
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Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai!!
Gf- main kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hun, mujhe bhul jao.
bf - na tere aane ki khusi na tere jaane ka gum....
ja behen ja... Dusri pata lenge hum.......
A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!
A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!
Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!
SLEEP WELL..
Shakespeare once said:
"I'm going to washroom!!"
Tum kya samjhay? :P
Oye yarr Shakespeare aam batein b krta tha
Hr time quotes nai marta tha!
Are O friendwa...!
Kaisan ho.?
Kauno baat pe naraj ho ka.?
Tohar smswa k darshan kiye kafi samay bit gawa re.
Tanik ek-dui sms wa bhijwai do hamar TunTuniya pe.
Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den after i was born how did u know its me?
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Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!:-)
:: Jokes and sms in Hindi ::
Boy- Tumhari kameez fati Hui Hai
Girl- nahi Ye Fashion ha
Boy- Acha Khud Faado toh Fashion
Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION?
:: jokes and sms in Hindi ::
Height of Job satisfaction-
A boy got a job in girls hostel...
After 2 months owner asked: Y u don't come 2 take ur salary?
Boy: KYA..?
salary bhi milegi..!
:: jokes and sms ::
Apni Pasand ka koi 1 Fruit Choose Karo
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Apple
Lemon
0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
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Or rply mt krna, Kharid Kr
Kha Lena.
Fruits r good 4 health...!
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:: jokes and sms ::
1 pathan 2sre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
2sra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty h.
:: Jokes for sms ::
Wo MsG TuMNe MuJHe ABHi BHeJa THa Wo DuBaRa BHeJo PLZ..!
CoNFuSeD?
KaBHi KoI MsG BHeJa H Jo DuBaRa BHeJoGe
"KaNJus" ! !
:-p
:: Jokes for sms ::
story: once a boy was smoking at airport.
Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri he hai...
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ..
:: short jokes sms in Hindi ::
Aap sochte honge k hm Itne msg kyu krte h?
Ans:Bharatiy Shiksha Abhiyan k antargat Aap ko roz kuchh na kuchh padhna jaruri h
"Padhega India,Tabhi badhega
:: mobile jokes sms in Hindi ::
Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
:: mobile jokes sms in Hindi ::
Na Aasman Fata, Na Dharti Hili
Fir Apne Kaise Socha Humare Msg Se Mukti Mili
Are Hum Zara Se Busy Kya Huye Ki
Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat To Tali....
:: new sms jokes in Hindi ::
If a Single Teacher Can't Teach All d Subjects,
Then How Can U Expect a Single Student to Learn All Subjects?
Think Hatke!
:: new sms jokes in Hindi ::
Boy- Ro Q rhi ho?
Girl- Mere marks bahut kam aaye hai.
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl- Sirf 88 %
Boy- Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate
‚‚ Short sms jokes ‚‚
A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like
Doll Or Sweetie.
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She Was Shocked To See
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ramu gardener
‚‚ Short sms jokes ‚‚
To the People who hate me:
Dear Haters..
I couldn't help but notice that,
AWESOME ends with "ME"
&
UGLY starts with "U" !
‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers....!!!
Short Sms Jokes
1 dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ne 1 shayari likhi
Phoolon ka raja,baharon ka shehzada
Dil tod kar chala gaya Kutta, kamina, haraamzada
‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
"GIRLS are like Bluetooth
u stay close dey stay connected
u go away dey find new device"
‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
Judge: u r accused 4 rape, so u r fined Rs. 11461,
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Man: Mylord y exactly Rs. 11461?
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Judge: Rs. 10000 for rape, 4% vat & 10.2% Entertainment
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Girl Friend: Kuch aisa bolo ke mere dil ki dhadkan tez ho jaaye!
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Boy Friend: wo dekh tera Baap.
Hosle Sare aazma baithe,
Hum zamane k gam utha baithe,
Jiski Chahat me Umar bhar Tadpe,
Uski hi Shaadi ki Biryani Kha Baithe.
:: latest, new, best, short sms jokes, collection ::
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho
Nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho
Har baar dusro ka diya SMS bhejte ho
Aur khud ko “TULSIDAS” samajhte ho
Na muje kisi ka dil chahie..,
Na Muje jmane se koi aas hai..,
Jo apna smjh kr apni saheli ka no dilwa de..
Muje us dost ki talash hai.
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega?
Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati....
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab aurato ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega...
2 bachay jungle me potti kar rhe thay,achanak sher agaya
1st: chotu tu dar to nahi raha?
2nd: nahi,main nahi darta
1st: to phir apni dho meri Q dho raha hai??
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Bahu- Maji, ye abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi dusri aurat?
Saas- Kalmuhi,tu hamesh hi ulta sochti h,aisa bhi to ho sakta h ki ,truck ke niche aa gya ho..!!!
:: short sms jokes ::
2020 me apko customer care ke sms is prakar aayenge.. Dear customer, your wife can become a mother without your struggle.. Just sms "child" to 556677
Jab koi sms ni krta.
itna gussa ata h
dil to chahta h
chapal utar k...
aram se baith jau or
sochu sayad sms bhejna nhi ata hoga.
Teacher: isko sentence ko translate koro-"girl kapde pehen chuki hai."... all boys ek sath me bole-ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late.
Sholey ki team ne IPL me bhag liya,. gabbar ke bowler ne 20 over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye..batao kyun?.... kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha
