Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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Comedy SMS | free-comedy-sms |
comedy-hindi-sms |
Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can...
If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...
khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye
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Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!
Comedy SMS, santa banta comedy sms, jokes that make you laugh out loud and make you happy rest of the day.
^Dot0^~uplif8-[:-\:^winda)tryi:-#:-]:-wro8-|www###^opul0^:other-*:-\>-@:-!einsti:-D:(
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Ghoor kya rahe ho
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SMS ka accident ho gaya hai..
Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..
Spiritual thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
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-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!
Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Hw did u knw?
Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika
Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!
-@-@-@-@-@-@
6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge
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-<( )>
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Are wah!Kya dikhte ho
Who is the most lucky man of this week.?
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Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail
enjoy man..!!
U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H
Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum
GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-
Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....
Thandi hai chai garam kar ló,
is pathar dil kó thora naram kar ló..
aapke hóte hue mera inbóx khali hai,
jyada nhi to thóri c sharam kar Ló.
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai
Hath pair tute muh se khun aya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurso ne farmaya
‘baharo phool barsao kisi ka mehbub aaya he
Teri dosti apun ko itni pasand hai jese
Ullu ko raat
Dentist ko daant,
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Gadhe ko laat
Raja ko taj.
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Kutte ko haddi
Or
Nangay ko chaddi.
Mohabbat na rhe
To wafa kon karega...
Pyar na rhe
To pyar kon karega...
Khuda salamat rkhe mujhko.
Wrna...
Tum kanjooso ko itne ache sms kaun karega.
Aap aap he
Hum hum he
Pyaz nahi kati fir b ankhe num h
Supply kam hone se
Golgappe me aaloo kam hai
Is se bakwas sms bhejo agar aap me dum hai
Dhire dhire apna bana gaya he koi
Pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya he koi
Ya khuda yeh pyar hi hai
Ya
Phir se “chuna” laga gaya koi.
Apke shero se hum ghayal ho gaye,
Apki hasi k hum kayal ho gaye….
50 rupye me 500 sms kya mile,
Sale chappal chor bhi aaj kal shayar ho gaye
Samundar Mein Gehraai Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhe
Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah
Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.
Zindgi me kabi aisa b nzara ho
Dil ko mere kisi ne hasrat se pukara ho
Chandni rat,nadi ka kinara ho
Or
Bs namkeen tumari ho or quarter hmara ho
Nai-nai shaadi thi
nya tha jamana
dulha bechain tha
sunne ko dulhan se gana
dulhan sarmyi
suru kiya gana
bhaiya mere
rakhi k bandhn ko nibhna
Kói gm nhi mgr dil udas h.
Aap se koi kam nhi Mgr 1 aas h.
Bahut he apne Mgr ap khas h.
Emótional/senti mat hona upr sab bkwas he.
Ye tó free k sms khtm krne ka prayas h.............best comedy sms for girlfriend
Agar aap janna chahte h pyar ki gahrai to likhe
I love apna name<space> apne partner ka name
Or bhej dijie
Apne PAPA k no.pe
Wo bataynge pyar ki gahrai............just do it
Wat r d most powerful 3 words other dan I LOVE U?"
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RESULT AA GAYA!!" Ye 3 words bhi haste khelte insan ki ek pal mein duniya badal sakte hain.
Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar..
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga!
PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?
PAPPU:Lungi.
NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai.....+
Boy:-Me 4 years ka hu, Aur tum?
Girl:-Me bhi 4 years ki hu.
Boy:-To fir chal na, Sharmana kya?
Girl:-Kahaa??
Boy- polio ki dawai pine..Doo bund jindagi ka
SINDHI 2 GUJRATI:
Aap kya lenge thanda ya garam?
GUJRATI: Dono hi mangwado
Sindi:sunti ho?
2 glass pani le aana,
1 freezer se
aur
2sra geezer se.
Purani Kahawat Hai Ki Sone Ki Time
Tension Ko Saath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye
Lekin Phir B Log Pata Nahi Q
Apni Biwi Ko Apne Sath Le Kar Sote Hain. .
Ek Haqeeqat..
girlfriend Saath Ho To Hotel Bill..
Girlfriend Door Ho To Mobile Bill..
Or Girlfriend Door Ho Jaye To
Daroo Ka Bill
Isliye Na Lagao Dil....Na Aayega Bill.
welcome to sach ka samna "jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai"...
to apka pehla sawal......
kya apne mandir se chapal churana chhod diya hai.................best comedy for friends
Love Law: Newton in comedy jokey mood-
"Love can neither be created,
Nor be destroyed. Only it can b
transfered from 1 girlfrnd to another girlfrnd,
with some loss of money and time.
"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...
Bus Conductor of AC bus of Delhi
Comedy SMS Jokes | comedy sms in hindi
<('.')>chingu
<('.')>pingu
<('.')>mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
agar nahi to aage bhej do,
jiske honge rakh lege.
surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge..
UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. .
Then. .
Either the 'girlfrnd' is new or the 'car'. . !!
Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya....
Budha: Sorry...Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya.....Dikhta nah!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek cute six pack abs ladka us ladki se takra gaya...
Ladka: Sorry...
Ladki: It's okay Dude!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai "MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??"
Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!
A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
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Boy
No
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Girl
No
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It's The
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Mobile Company yaar!
Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to
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caller tune,"Tuje Bhula Diya"
1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.
Agar barish ho to barish me nahati Yuvatiya
Agar garmi ho to ghup me tapti Yuvatiya
Agar exam ho to exam deti Yuvatiya
Agar traffic ho to jam me Phansi Yuvatiya
Agar mosam aacha ho to mosaum ka luft uthati Yuvatiya
Oye Hello media - news-paper walo hum ladko ko kaya gayab kaar diya
Hum bhi hai earth planet par suniye....
Girlfriend ki cute sweet sister bhi appke pyaar me phanhi ho to usse kya kahenge....??? .
Betaaa......
Mann me dusra laddu phoota..
WHAT IS FÙLL FÖRM OF GIRL!!!
G = Góssip me sabse aagge,
I = Innócent sirf shakal se,
R = Róne ki autómatic machine,
L= Ladai me sabki maa.
Train mein Warning likhi thi.....
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
TiTu- Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh bewkuf
Wt wud b d bhojpuri version of missiom impossible....
ee na ho sake he bhaiyya...
n wt abt M.I.-2 hum phir se kah rae he ee na ho sake
1 Rahen Chullu,
1 Rahen Bhullu,
1 Rahen ULLU,
Chullu 11vi Me Padhat Rahen,
Bhullu 12vi Me Padhat Rahen,
Aur ULLU
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"SMS" Padhat Rahen.
Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai?
Jaldi Batao
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai,
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf
BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega..
GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.
Zindagi ka sach
Ek garib subah jaldi Ghar se pet bharne k Liye nikalta hai
Aur
Ek Ameer pet kam karne k liye
Strnge But True
Explosive comedy:
Santa gives dictation test for students,
last bench students said v r not able to hear sir..
Santa said ok i will write on board.!
Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai,
par
me karu to sala character dheela hai..
Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya,
Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya.
Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms,
Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.
Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.
Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.
Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
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DEAR KASTURBA,
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I LOVE YOU.
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Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji
Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.
Railway Me Job Hai
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Karani hai?
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Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
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Job Details:-
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Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna Hai
If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai
