Unfortunately jokes shayari collection in Hindi
Bill daadi dengi...
Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur uss dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.
Darne ki kya baat hai
Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha.
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai....?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya....!!!!
Ae chal chal hawa aane de
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Ae chal chal hawa aane de
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Doctor ne aadmi se pucha...
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Aadmi ne kaha...
Kyun nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Lips Bhindi ki taraah
Lips Bhindi ki taraah,
Gaal Tamatar ki taraah,
Eyes Matar ki taraah,
Poora Face Gobih ki taraah,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!
Har ladki ko line maro
Na pyar, na yaar,
Na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano,
Na chandra-mukhi, na paro,
Bas har ladki ko line maro.
Sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..
Poonam ki raat mein chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai k apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jaam mohabbat ke naam,
Ek jaam wafa ke naam,
Puri bottle bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura bill doston ke naam.
Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai
Mohabbat karle, karle
Jawani baar baar nahi aati,
Pyaar ek hi baar hota hai,
Kyuki badi bimaari baar baar nahi aati.
Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota
Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota,
Marne kai baad intizaar nahi hota,
Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna,
Har koi hamari tarha,
Cool, sweet and smart nahi hota.
More IT shayris
Shayed mere pyaar ko
Taste karna bhool gaye
Dil se aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye.
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
Kabhi to double-click karo
Roz subha hum karte hain
Pyaar se unhe good morning
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning
Aisa bhi nahi hai ke
I don't like your face
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space
Ghar se jab tum nikle
Pehen ke reshmi gown
Jaane kitne dilon ka
Ho gaya server down.
Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have:
A german car,
American salary,
Chinese food &
Indian wife!
Hell is when:
Car is chinese,
Food is german,
Wife is american &
Salary is indian!
Useless person like u is alive
I thought of suicide,
Went to railway tracks but
Got Ur sms and after reading
I thought to be alive, U inspired me because
Dost me aap jaisa
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahera koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu.
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!
Munna bhai pass karvayega
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega,
Aab bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo,
Warna pass kya munna bhai karvayega?
U are 100% stupid
U r 100% beautiful,
U r 100% lovely,
U r 100% sweet,
U r 100% nice, and
U r 100% stupid to believe these words.
Susu kar ke soja...
Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card &
1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free?
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Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja@SapnoMeMilega.com
Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka
Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka,
Dosti na kare wo insan kis kam ka,
Ye Dabla to sab le ke ghumte hai,
Jo SMS na kare wo mobile kis kam ka.
Achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo
Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo
Peche walo ko aage na jane do
Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo
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Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%
Premi and Premika
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.
Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.
Apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hassi aati to hogi.
Hamare ghar mein bhi mard rahate hain
Chinti ko haati ne chheda.
Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli:
Apney haati ko samjhao... warna
Warna...
Warna...
Warna...
Hamare ghar mai bhi mard rehte hain.
Why do girls close their eyes...
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess...
Guess...
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
I can't live without U
I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai...
Kya leker jaoge?
Kya leker aye the?
Kya leker jaoge?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya...
Heaven mein bangla banaoge?
Aap jaisa dost aur na banaye
Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.
Unki dewangi
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai...
Pyaar vyar to ek bahana hai,
Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai,
Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yaar.
Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
Thanks for the warning!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
SMS kar dete hai hum har roz
Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte,
Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte,
SMS kar dete hai hum har roz,
Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.
Bewakuf, murakh, matlabi...
Bewakuf,
Murakh,
Matlabi,
Dhokhebaz,
Chugalkhor,
Besharam,
Jhuthe,
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast,
Pakhandi,
ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.
Koi pathar se na maare
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko ...
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko ...
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron ... Udaa do saale ko.
Garmi ki shuruwat...
Din ko chain nahi,
Raat ko aaram nahi,
Jee na lage kahin,
Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai?
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NALAYAK!
Yeh pyar nahi garmi ki shuruwat hai.
Dad to Son
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai
SMS karne mein kitna maza aata hai,
lekin dil ghabrata hai,
kyunke balance jata hai,
lekin asal maza tab aata hai,
jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai...
