Best desi Hindi jokes collection of wife lady teachers principles himesh premi pramika narad muni and above
Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me.aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me
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TEACHER:- Kabir ka koi doha sunaoo.?LITTLE MARWADI:-"Kabir saloo bewkoof, Doha diyo banaye, Khud to saloo Khisak gayoo, Mhane diyo fassaye."
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Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya.Dusre kutte ne usse pucha-yar tune woh ghar kyun choda?usne kaha-yar rat ko gane ki prctis wo karta h,subah log muje marte hai.
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2 sikh Soldiers capture a pakistani, gav him a dice & said-if u get 1,2,3,4,5 we'll kill u.Paki. askd-6 aya to?Sikh -luddio nahi kheli kya? dobara bari.
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Train chali,Bheed badi,Itne me break lagi,1 Ladka 1 ladki se ja takraya,Ladki boli :- "Janvar ho kya?"Ladka bola :-"Jaan to tum ho, mai to Var hu."
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Jiska koi dost nahi hota use kya kehte hain ANS: "KOENA MITRA"
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Premika-Me maa banne wali hun Premi-kya bakvas kar rahi ho? Premika-Bakvas nahi, me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu.
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EK AISE JAGAH KA NAAM BATAO JO BANAYA TO AADMI NE, PER AADMI JA NAHI PAATE....???Ans:Ladies Toilet.....
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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TeacheSach aur Veham main kya faraq hai? Student: Aap jo humain padha rahi hain, wo sach hai, hum padh rahe hain, ye aapka
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Son: Dad idhar aa.. MotheAise nahi boltey beta... Daddy ko izzat ke saath bulate hain... Son: DAD izzat se idher aa..
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Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.! Man-u know who I am? I'm the FinanceMinister Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
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Pati patni ki jabardast ladai ke baad patni bhagwan se boli AGAR YE GALAT HAI TO INKO UTHA LO,agar main galat hoon to muje VIDHVA Bana do
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Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
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Bond was travelling in an Auto. Driver:7.50 huye Saab! Bond:Yeh lo 5 rupaye. Driver:Lekin baki ke 2.50? Bond:DHAI ANOTHER DAY.
MAMU: Bhai, apne ko char mahine me Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao. MUNNA BHAI TAMIL kyun, aur char mahine ka kya chakkar hai? MAMU: Maine ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahine me bolne lagega.
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Bikhari Ne Fone Kia! Hello Taj Hotel? Ha Ji 1Pizza 1Biryani 1RasMalai Bhej Do Taj:Kiske Nam Se Bheju Sir Bhikari:Allah K Nam Pe Bhejde Baba
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Pati:What's hypnotism? Patni:Kisi ko apne vash mein kar K us se manchacha kaam karwana. Pati:Are nahi use to shaadi kehte hai.
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Narad muni dharti par BEER pene aye,12 botal pilane k bad, waiter:Apko chadti kyu nahi? Narad:Main BHAGWAN hoon.waiter:Chad gayi SALE ko.
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WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena..
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Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
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One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock..! why...?? bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head
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Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat kro
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ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.
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Ek aadmi BLOOD k bare me book padh raha tha. Wife ne pucha-kyu aaj ye padh rahe ho? aadmi-Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai
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Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
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boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.
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Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
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There is only one boy who is allowed to touch every part of a girl body and reliable guess who is that boy?..... Thats LIFEBOY yaar.
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Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
