Latest Santa banta and sardar jokes collection 7
Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi. #Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi# Banta(bhagta hua aata hai)- jaldi jao,apk ghar mai talab ka pani ghus aya hai.. S anta- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai.. banta- govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai? santa- doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai... santa- mai nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu.. banta- wo kaise? santa- nalayak se na hata k... banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai.. banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai? santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai... santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye.. banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta. santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu... banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho? santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai... Tweet 721 Banta- kya apne mera naya natak dekha hai, jo maine jhagdalu pati-patni k bare mai likha hai? santa- maine abhi tak natak to nhi dekha pr maine apko aur apki patni ko ushki rehearsal krte dekha hai... santa- tmhari apni patni k sath kaise nibh rahi hai? banta- badi achi nibh rahi hai, subah jo wo chahti hai wo krti hai, shaam ko jo wo chahti mai krta hu... #Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi# santa-cycle ki break lekar dance kr raha tha. banta-ap kya kr rahe ho? santa- dekh nhi rahe mai break dance kr raha hu.... banta- suna hai aap apni patni k sath bartan dhote hai? santa- to kya hua, woh bhi to mere sath rotiya pakati hai.... banta- kya khana khane se pehle aap bhagwan ko yaad krte hai? santa- nhi, mujhe aisa krna nhi padeta kyuki meri patni acha khana anti hai... banta-tmhari dukan pr mithaeya rakhi hai, tmhara ishko khane ka dil nhi karta? santa- krta to bahut hai pr papa marenge ishliye chat kr rakh deta hu... banta-bahut si ladkiya itni murkh hoti hai ki unhe shaddi k liye pucho to na kr deti hai. santa- apko kaise pata? banta-mai kaye ladkiyo se puch chuka hu... santa- shrab pite pite rone laga.. banta- kya hua ap ro kyu rahe ho? santa- jish ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha hu ushka naam mujhe yaad nhi aa raha.. banta- pichli diwali ko hmne raat ko lakhsmi k liye darwaje khol kr rakhe the pr chor aa gaya. santa- ho sakta hai chor apne ghar k darwaje k sath khidkiya bhi khol kr aya ho ishliye tmhare ghar ki lakhsmi unk yaha chali gayi... # Top 30 Santa Banta Chutkule hindi # santa - aaj maine ek jaan bachye... banta- wo kaise? santa- maine ek bhikari ko puch 1000 ka note du to kya karoge? ushne kaha khusi se maar jaunga, to maine use note nhi diya aur use bacha liya... santa- agr hm apne diet ka khyal rakhe to hm 85yrs tak jinda reh sakte hai. banta- pr 85yrs tak jinda kaun rehna chahta hai? santa- jo 84yrs ka ho gaya ho... banta- aj meri premika ka janm din hai,use kya gift du? santa- dekhne mai kaise hai? banta- mast hai. santa- to mera number de dena.. santa- akalmand admi kabhi ye dawa nhi krta ki yahi akhri sach hai, sirf murkh log hi aisa yakin krte hai.. banta- kya ap ye baat dawa se keh sakte hai? santa- yakinan(sure).. santa- shaddi k baad yuvraj singh thik khelne lagega.. banta- kyu? santa- phir wah khelte hue ladkiyo ko nhi ball ko dekha karega na.. santa- meri factory mai aag lag gayi thi, bima cmpny ne mujhe 20 lkh rs diye.. banta- mere godam mai baadh aa gayi thi, bima cmpny ne mujhe 50lkh rs diye.. santa- pr aap apne godam mai baadh lekar kaise aye? Tweet 721 #Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi# doctor santa- chalo chalo bed k niche chalo.. marji banta- doctor sahab ek baat bataeye ki ap bed k niche kyu elaj karte hai? doctor santa- doctor banane se pehle mai motor mechanic tha... banta- barish bahut tej hai, tufan bhi chal raha hai. ap ghar jane ka vichar chod dijiye yahi so jaeye.. santa- ap kehte ho to mai yahi so jata hu, pr mai ghar se apna nightsuit to le aau.. banta- shrab k peg ko jo pair se bhi chuta hai wo nark mai jata hai.. santa- jo itni pavitra chij ko pair se chuega to nark mai hi na jayega... banta- mujhe apne beta ka letter samjhne k liye ek dictionary rakhni padti hai. santa- ap bade khushnasib hai mujhe apne beta ka letter padhte tym sath mai check book rakhni padti hai.. SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..? BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai. SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA:woh kaise? SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy Santa- muje zehar dena Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao. Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h. Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti. Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe? Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji. Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Sardar-sabji..! 2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the.. Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE" Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha, Mai to chhodne aya tha!! Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears? Classic Answer By Banta- Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET... Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain man- are wah Vo kaise? sardar- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na. Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi: Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha. Ki Use Yad Aya, Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya. Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya..... Santa - sir 1.SMO KING 2.DRIN KING.. . . santa ws painting his home suddenly he got an idea 2 save money he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..! Same as above Train me Warning likhi thi..... . Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar.. . santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ??? Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi, . Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise? , Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai. Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai? Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . . Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . . Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai... SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada? BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai. Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha. Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya. Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha. Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala. Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei Tweet 781 Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena. Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye…… santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. banta: kyun? santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain. santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, banta- mai khol du, santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai. santa:Meri billi mar gai banta:kese mari santa :Maine use nahala diya tha banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h banta-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi santa:kese banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho? Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night? Banta: y? Santa: sometimes, battery may blast. Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging… Tweet 781 Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey, ”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?” “Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN” Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte. SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola "Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he" Santa says: Duniya Ka hr ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H, Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta.. Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..!...............latest new santa banta jokes 2014 :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa2Banta: SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai. :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye? Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de..... Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo. SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari - roti dedo Santa - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h, KAMAKAR khao. Latest New santa banta jokes 2013 45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.? boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.:-D Latest New santa banta jokes 2014 SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai? BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai. :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua, Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The......................................latest new santa banta jokes 2014 3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thik hai 1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gaye 2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga. Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya? Santa-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi? Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..! Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta. Latest New santa banta jokes 2014 Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?? Teacher: Nahi toh... Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha... . . . . MISS CALL..
