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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!! Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai. Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!! Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi! Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana! Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : “Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota”. Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi. Santa: Haan bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu. Santa: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru. Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi. Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho Baitho…:) Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai. Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai! Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena Medical science proved ki Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai. But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho, Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!! Height Of Embarrasment : Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says: “Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai. After legalizing gay’s relations in india The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers… “Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche? On first night after marriage Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai. Husband : I thinK because this is your first night. Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night… Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting, Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti, Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata, Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi? Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other. What you think of yourself? Boy : Syllabus changed mam. Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!! Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare". Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai! Hum to nikle the apni tanhai se ladkar Mohabbat ki talash me... Baap re garmi bahut the gnnaa ka ras pikar aa gaye......hindi jokes Meri lovely GF ke Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar, baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur kyko love apne jagah hai aur Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat . Bewafai Alag Judai Alag Tanhai Alag Or Mummy Se Pitai Alag. '(',')' Mummy Aram Se Maro . . Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...! Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi, dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi, muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye, aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi A father was teaching the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION” to his child. . He says: ek Gadha(ASS), uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS) jispar Mein(I), aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation) Hindi Jokes How to reduce weight…?? . First turn your head to the right and then to the left. . .. ... .... ..... Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat! Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi. Achanak Yamraj aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai” Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya? ** Attention ** ** Attention ** please..."Lifebuoy"Se Mat Nahaya karo, . . Suna hai Ye "keedo" ko Maarta Hai.. . . OR hum "Apko"KHONA Nahi Chahte. Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai. Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu? Toilet Chala Jaa. Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir, Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai. Santa fouj me bharti hua 2 din bad jung suru ho gai santa ki topi per goli lagi santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he. Marketing Company ka call - "Hii I'm Mohit from Kolkata" Me- to main kya karu ? "Hi I'm Aakas from Pune" Me- to main kya karu ? "Hii I'm Riya from Delhi" Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya. Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00 mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye. Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega Mene moka pe choka mara - accha papa to wahe khrid do Papa Shocked but me Rock........ Android’s versions are named as- Cupcake, Donut, Éclair, Froyo (frozen yogurt), Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, Jelly Bean, KitKat Lollipop Next: ?? GulabJamun»rasgulla»rasbhari 1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi, 2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi, 3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi, 4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi 5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi. Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi. B S N L Customer Care Bittu : Internet bohat slow chal raha hai Customer Care Girl: Wow! Internet toh chal raha hai na kush raho Madam: Sabse Zayada Izzat Kiske Paas Hai...? Boys: Shakti Kapoor,Prem Chopra, Gulshan Grover, Amrish Puri, Pran Ke Paas. Madam : Wo Kaise...? Boys : Mamam kyuki inhone ne hi sabse zayada izzat Luti Hai....! 1 Akalmand Insaan Ne 1 Bewkuf Se Puchha... Saab Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti H? . . . . . Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do. Jo girls ye status dalti hai . . . Watching jurassic world feeling excited.........on Whatsapp/Facbook . . . Ye wahi girls h jo ghar me coackroch dikhte hi, bed pe chalang laga deti hai Titu ne Radio Mirchi call ki : Hello Radio Mirchi ? RJ : Yes Titu : Meri awaaz pura town sun raha hai ? RJ : Ji Haan. Titu : Yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sunn rahi hai wo bhi sun rahi hogi.? RJ annoyed: yes bro yes.. Titu : Hello Tinaaa..! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se motor chala de...! Main toilet mein hun aur paani khatam ho gaya hai... India me 1 ghar me jada se jada ladkiya peda hone ki khoyis 1 hi shakhs karta hai - dulhe ka bhai........short hindi jokes Mere mobile ki bhi setting hai aur meri setting nahi ho rahi hai sayad mobile hi kuch krisma kar de.. Munaa bhai - A circuit yaar mere ko woh Hospital ki sister(nurse) se love ho gayala hai. Love letter kaise likhu Circuit - simple bhai aap like dalo I love you sister I am your munna bhai....! Durion ki na párvah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye, Hum dur nahi zayada apse Bás 1 bottle Mazaa aur 4 Sámose tááza Mángwa lijiye Titu apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya Saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya Titu :agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jagah sunder chaddi le ke ata. 8th class ka student apne friend se: kitna muskil h school ki "Madam" se love karna, 2Friend: kyun? "love-letter" beja tha... Home work samgh ke check kar dia 1 cute girl ki T-shirt ke right side par 'C' likha tha aur left side par 'L' likha tha...! Titu ko kuchh samajh me nhi aaya. usse jab rha nhi gya to usne puchha: iska matlab kya hai...! Girl : dhyan se dekh duffer "cool" dikhega...! Girl to rikshawala- bhaiya andar tak jayega kya rikshawala-ha ha kyu nhi aap hi ke liye to khada kiya h. girl - ok to piche se ghuma ke le lo Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do Girl - TAMATAR KHAO Bhikari- roti de do Girl - TAMATAR KHAO Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do Girl's mother- Are Tum jao baba ... Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO.. 1 boy apni class me baitha tha.. 1 pretty girl speech start karne jaa rahi thi ki usse pehle boy ne apne dono hatho se apne kaan band kar diye... Friend : Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..? . . Boy: Are jo speech hai na.. wo meri GF h.... wo speech ke starting me hi bolegi... "My dear bother n sisters" A very good and sweet nature girl - Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, Na Kabhi Kisi Ke Saath Flirt Karti Hai, Na Kabhi Jhooth Bolti Hai, Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, Na jada Boyfriend banati Hai, Na jada Gossip kart Hai, Na jada shopping karti Hai, Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati Pahle sms matlab kya hota tha, S-saral M-madhyam S-sandesh Ab jamana badal gya hai ab eska sahi mayne dekhiye, S-sidha M-modi S-sarkar Moral-nam vahi soch nai. Mind-boggling, Overwhelming Intelligence Patni ko shak huwa uske husband ka love affair hai kisi ke saath Patni ne pati ke liye same colour ke 11 undearwear khride. Pati-ek hi rang ke kyo?saab bolege me kabhi undearwear nahi change karta kaya? Patni ne ghoor ke dekha aur kaha Patni-sab koon? sab koon? Patni-chalo ghar paar batati tumko...hindi jokes Jese detergent ke ads me chote beche kapre gande kar ke ghar aa jate hai bechpan me hum aa jaya karte the to kapre baad me dulte the pehele mummy ke maar se hum dhul jaya karte the Nikhattu ko beedi ki lat lag gayee uske papa ne lat chhudane ke liye use baba raamdevki Yoga class me bheja aur phir Papu aab paon se bhi beedi pee leta hai kuch ladies Woman Gym me obesity/overweight solution par baate kar lahe the.. 1 lady me obesity kaam karne ke liye roj 4 K.M subaah me se chali hu 2nd lady mai swimming course kaar rahe hu 3 lady mai cycling karti hu morning-evening me tabhi 1 slim trim pretty lady "Woman Gym" ke samne se guzar rahi thi sare ladied me usko aawaz diya Q-Dear lady what is secret of your beauty N Fitness? A-Woo bechari boli dear I have very tuff duty me appne saas ke sath rahti hu na..waha bahut sare kaam hote hai na......life stayle hindi jokes Ye Whatsapp bhi bilkul chote beche ke langot ki tarah hota hai hota kuch bhi nahi, magar bar bar check karna parta hai Ladka ladki dating karke park se nikal rahe the Tabhi unhone dekha- sunsan sadak par Shaking car Ladke- ye kaya hai ? Ladki ne kaha- mohabbat jabardast Ladka: shadi ke liye kaon se date rahe? Ladki:Hichkichate hue-22 December Laka:? Ladki sharmate hue- suna hai saal ki sabse lambi raat hote hai koi chiz buri nahi hoti bus Time Times ki baat hai agar bajuwali scooty par koi khubsurat mast figure wali ladki ho to traffic jam bhi achaa lagta hai....ladka ladki jokes India main Gyan dene wali Top 6 University. Paan ki Dukan Saloon Facebook Train ka dibba WhatsApp Twitter Ek bahut garib ladke ko 1 chirag mila Usne uthaya aur rgad diya Jordaar dhmaaka huwa khud mar gaya Aladin ka jamana gaya Laavaris chizo se door raho kuch chize aladin ki nahi muzzahidin ki bhi ho sakti hai 15 August 2015 is Near Take caution Dear 1985 Party Song Kids-Bholi bhali ladki khol tere dil ki khol tere dil Ki pyaar wali khidki.. Papa-maar khna hai? Band karo ye saab.. 2015 Party Song Kids-party yu hi chlagi auty police bula legi Father-Beche hai mante nahi.....party jokes in hindi Modern Baba Dekho bhkto Mai ladkiyo ki kisi bhi baat ka bura nahi mante Chahe wo"I love you" kyo na bol de... 5 dost hotel me lunch karne ke baad aapas me Bill dene ke liye Discuss karne lage-Sabhi bolne lage yaar bill mai dunga.... nahi bill mai dunga.. Hotel Manager bahut khush huwa aur dil he dil me bola Waahh.....Waahh.....Aaj bhi ase dilphek dost hai... Akhir me decide huwa jo hotel ka chkkar phele lagayega wahi bill dega Hotel Manager ne siti bjaye aur wo 5 dost bhage Manager aaj bhi unke aane ka entzaar kaar raha hai Ye hai "No.1-Yaari" "Hai sab pe bhari" | hindi jokes on friendship Jitna pyaar meri girlfriend nahi jataa pati hai utna to ye truck wale "Phir Milege" likhkar jataa diya karte hai Boy-o lal dupatte wali tera naam to bata Girl-Aadhe Maa Boy:( Duniya me do log ek dusre ko bari Hasrat se Dekhte hai kuware shadishuda ko aur shadisuda kuware ko Aapne dil churaaya hum chup rahe, Aapne neend churaai hum chup rahe, Aapne hasi churaai hum chup rahe, Aapne Chain churaai hum chup rahe Ye to hadd ho gaye, Chappal to rehne dete. Romantic Breaking News- Bathroom mein, ek ladka ne, ek ladki ke silky badan ko, har jagah se Touch kiya, pata hai wo boy kon tha- lifeboy. Santa ne appne electronic shop ke bahar Slogan lgwaya 1 Rupye ka Chirkut bulb Lgaao 100% Bijli bill Bachao Agle hi din uske dukan se 50,000 Chirkut bulb sell ho gaye Dusre din bahut sare customer uske dukan ke bahar ho halla macha rahe the Are ye Chirkut bulb Nahi Fuse bulb hai jalta hi nahi Santa ne kaha sayad apne tik se padha nahi- Chirkut bulb Lgaao na ki Chirkut bulb jalao Santa-Bhai Sahab bulb jalega to bill aayega... Janta shocked Santa rocked Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se Janeman, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se wah wah Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Dost: Kyon kya hua? Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye, papa ne books hi bhej di. Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai... Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain... Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai. -:: boss and secretary jokes ::- A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: Wat happened? She replied: He asked me are U free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 101 pages of work. :: Titu Special jokes Hasi Ke thahake :: Titu STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye. . STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara" . Titu bola,"Samne sign board pe likha hai "2" laga ke dial kare." An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted,"Kya nishana lagaya hai!" waah....waah... Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash hai. Ase dilfek dost ki khoyasis hai -:: Boss jokes ::- If you think your boss is stupid. Remember You would not get the job. If he was smarter. -:: Teacher student jokes ::- Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya' Titu answered-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu" Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo. Doctor Jokes - doctor jokes in Hindi Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota: 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham 2. Kaho na bukhar hai 3. TB no. 1 4. Kal patient ho na ho 5. Hum blood de chuke sanam agar appni khubsurati par ghmand ho jaye to- Apni aadhar card ki photo dekh liya karo Teacher 2 students internet pe jo ashlilata aap use kis tarah dekhte hai Student- in Full HD...........fresh sms jokes 512 MB RAM wala smartphone or bsnl ka 2G internet Aapko sucide Karne par Mazboor kar sakta hai. Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai Wah wah Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai Kya irshaad farmaya hai Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai Bahut khub Mar dala zalim ne Dobara irshaad Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai. Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai. My dear friends-my hands nevr pain when typing sms jokes 4U, Bcoz.. . . . . I alwys send forwarded sms jokes. Ha..ha...ha. Haso mat!Ye v frwd hi kiya hai.. Titu ne bahut koshish ki but 5 saal k baad bhi koi aulad nahi hui. Kisi ne Titu ko Doctor k pass jane ki salah di. Doctor-Titu Jee! Ye dwaa lo aapko aulaad jarur hoga. Lekin kewal dwaa k bharose mat rehna, kuch mehnat bhi karna! The heights of Bad Luck A boy and cute girl met last time for their break up… . girl’s father N boy's Mother caught them. . Now they are married couple Girl – kaun ho tum boy – hasrat tumhari girl – dekhte kya ho boy – surat tumari girl – karte kya ho boy – pooja tumari girl – kamate kya ho boy – 1 nzr tumari girl – chahte kya ho boy – mhbbat tmari girl – pachtaoge boy – kismat hamari girl -mai married hu boy – pehle bol deti, Manhoos Naari… MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA.. MENDAK TALAAB KA. 1 Aadmi Ne Dawat rakha Or Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Dosto K Sath Dawat Ki. Jab Ghar Pahucha, Bakra Ghar Me Hi Tha. Usne Biwi Se Puchha- Bakra Kaha Se Aaya? Biwi- Bakre to yahi tha tm Batao, Raat Ko Tum Choro Ki Tarah KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye The…? Kaise kahu k Mujhe Tumse P Py Pya Pyaa Pyaaa Pyaaa Pyaaaa Pyaa Pyaazz aur Aaalu Mangwane hai Dost ki shadi me 1 Ladki se mera dil jud gaya Dost ki shadi me 1 Ladki se mera dil jud gaya Fir kya? Me to Evi Evi Evi Evi Lut Gaya! PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA. Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha. Dog was Chasing Titu Titu runs, but Laughing.. A Man asked y r u Laughing? Titu replied I hav put Vodaphone Sim, but the Hutch network is Folowing... Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya...................latest jokes Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti. Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK? Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA. Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend.. Ladki:- mat kar mera picha 1 din pachtayega,bhar coleg k tu chole bhature ki shop lagayega..... Ladka:- tu mat thukra mere pyar ko, 1 din pachtayegi, usi chole ki shop pe bartan manjti nayar aayegi Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai Boy: i love u... Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else... Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar ; Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become `Best Husbands`! Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho. Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali. santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana. When you are in Liquid form, we are in Uniform! Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI.. On a romantic day Titu’s GF asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Titu: from landline or mobile Height Of Social Networking: A girl's facebook status: I'm online from Toilet ..!! .. .. .. .. .. Her Sis commented on status:''come out fast, I'm getting emergency!!top 10 jokes 55.*5*5*7.,.*5*7*. *7u7L5L7555HO775* *. t7555u777m .* 555 “7*.,.55*” Dildaar Yaar Sirf 5 aur7 ko Delete karo or dekho Magic.... most cute msgs of the world Raj- I love you Rose- Nothing special all boys say same to me coz I am damn höt N cüte Raj-I rechage your mobile I rechage your data I fill fuel in your scooty I take you McD I take you Pizza Hut I take you to chinese corner I take you to PVR I take you to Panipuri wala etc... Rose-chup kar pagle ab rulayega kaya ? Rose-I love you too..............boys girls fresh funny jokes july29, 2015 Q-Why did TiTu take his pregnant wife Tiya to Pizza Hut? A-Bcoz they advertised 'Free Delivery' Saas: Saat saal ke baad bacha paida kiya woh bhi ladki... Bahu: Agar aapke bete ke bharose rahti to ye bhi na hota saas maa! Best advice to yong boys: If you want to change the nation, do it now. Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel! Why are wives "more" dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both Madam-Who searched "I Love You"? Titu- China Madan- How? Titu- Its has no warranty. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever. What is difference between Problem, Talent & Luck? 2 boys love 1 girl = problem 1 boy loves 2 girls = talent 2 girls love 1 boy = Luck Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again. What is full form COLLEGE ? C - Come O - on L - Lets L - Love E - Each G - Girl E - Equally God made a daylight n is called "SUN", God made an entertainment n is called "FUN", God made a nightlight n is called "MOON", God made a U n is called "CARTOON". Kuch ladkiya to es kadar Khubsurat hoti hai ki Ladke apne man me hi...khud ko reject kar lete hai....very wise decision :)top jokes in hindi Ladka- call 100 100- Yes...what is the matter? Ladka- 2 young girls are fighting 4 me! 100-Then what? what's your problem? Ladka- The ugly 1 is winning.