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Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!
Santa: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.
Santa: How is this all possible in office?
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha
khudkushi paap hai
zulm hai gunah hai
buzdili hai pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai,
insan khud ko goli maarle!.........................latest sms collection 2015
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Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention.
Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can!
Govt Ka Naya Rule..
Jiske 5 Bacche Ho Use Ghar
Milega. Papu Ke 3 The. Usne
Wife Se Kaha Pados Ke 2 Mere
Hai Unko Leke Aata Hoon..!!
(Laane Ke Baad)
Pappu: Apne 3 Kaha Gye?
Wife: Jinke The Woh Le Gye..!!
Husband: Apne Chehre Se
Julfe Hatalo..
Wife: Sajna Aap Bhi Na..
Husband: Agli Baar Khane Me
Baal Aya To Maa Kasam Tuje
Sajni Se Gajni Bana Dunga..
1 Ladke Ne, 1 Haseen Ko Dekh
Ke Arz Kiya, Teri Smile Me
Kya Chamak Hai, Ladki Muskura
Ke Bole.. Bhaiya... Mere
TOOTHPASTE Me Namak Hai.!..........................super funny sms
Today, people have been talking that it's 11/12/13 and so many similar dates on earlier occasions.
However, when it comes to figures, only one figure interests me
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36 - 26 - 36.......................mast funny sms
Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala.......................mast funny sms
Yeh Awaaz Pehchano:
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Maine Awaaz Pehchanne Ko Kaha Tha, Nikalne Ke Liye Nahi!
Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.
Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull ya unj rull!
Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.
Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!
Teri aashiqi ne bana diya muje ullu....
Naa tum milee naa tumhara pyaar mila...
Mila toh bus..."babaji ka thullu
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha.........................latest sms collection 2015
Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar main
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayi
Socha tha chorr denge is raah-e-muhabbat ko.
Kmbkht phir 1 new numbr se miss call agai.
"Short & Mean!ngful"...
Jeevan ka Sabse bada Rog...
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"Kya Kahenge Log".
Boy msg his gf:
Sweety , i can't live without you! Will you marry me?
*killing reply*
girl: kon mar raha hai ab? I lost all my contacts
Santa ne ek din badi udasi se apne dost banta ko bola.
Santa: “yaar meri biwi gussa bahut karti hai”
banta: “meri bhi pahle karti thi ab nahi karti”
santa: “achha, aisa tum ne kya elaaj kiya?”
banta muskurate hue: “kuch khas nahi, wo ek din gusse mein thi, maine kah diya ke budhape mein gussa aa hi jata hai, us din se wo gussa nahi karti“
pappu to gf: kya tumhare underwear me 2 hole he ?
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Gf: nahi, besharam....!!
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pappu: to fir taange kaha se dalti ho???
Ekbaar bhagwan ne aadmi ki Memory clear kar dali..
Aur poocha, kuch yaad aa raha hai kya?
Aadmi- sirf biwi ka naam...
bhagwan hasa aur bola.. Format kiya par virus nahi gaya...
Hum tumhari city me aisa climate create karenge ki
Confuse ho jaoge k cold cream lagayen ya k Sunscreen......................fresh funny sms 2015
If one girl goes for a walk every morning
she
can
improve
health
of atleast 5 to 10 boys
Whatsapp + wechat + facebook + BBM
+ line + hike + viber + twitteR +....
Now we need a car's battery to run our
mobile\=D/ \=D/
Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi korta maggi khaane ko?...............hindi jokes sms
Santa-mujhe us ladki se bachao
Banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k
dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku
leke piche pad gyi hai.
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
Isme 1 gayab hai?
Phir padho
Sharam nhi aati?
ABCD me"1" kaha aata hai?
Naam duba diya School ka Yaar.
Class rooms r like train
1st 2 benches r executive coaches-reserved for VIP
middle 2 r genral compartment
n last 2 r sleeper class. ..............funny sms collection in hindi
This pj wil destroy ur sleep..
In a bus, conductor asked for tickets..
1st boy- pass
2nd boy- pass
3rd boy- pass
4th boy-
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GOAL..!!
Santa ko apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne saare friends ko sms kiya:
Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhe ki
Zarurat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena..
Aahat si koi aye to laga ki tum ho,
hawa koi lehrayi ke aye to laga ki tum ho,
aab tm hi batao kya tm kisi BHOOT se kam ho?
Santa: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai,
Choti-2 Bato Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hai.
Banta: Kya Hua?
Santa: Tune Suna Nahi, Mungfali Mein Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhre Nana Nahi ab ye vi kyo baat hue............santa banta jokes full on comedy
Santa ne ghar k upar wale hissey
me paint kiya aur neeche wale hissey main likh diya
"Same as above" What an idea sir ji...Tin ...Tin ...Tin...................hindi jokes sms
Banta: What's Marriage?
Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.
Santa waitin at bus stop 1 gentelman came there by 2 wheeler n askea 'u want lift'
Santa: 'No thanks my house is in ground floor'
Boy to Diana Penty - wil u marry me???
Diana- wat will u do for me??
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Boy- I will giv u a better surname.!
Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My most favorite colour is "YELLOW"!!
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MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can't be handled by her parents anymore.
MBA student hugs a girl
Girl: what is dis ?
Boy: direct marketing
Girl: slaps a boy
Boy: what is dis ?? .
Girl: customer's feedback
Read this fast N Loudly Dear Friend -
Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee
OK...
Congrats.
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You are Selected to
Work in the "Railway Station"
Santa to psychologist, "My wife treats me like a dog!"
Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you?
Santa: No No... It's a worse! She wants me to be faithful!
The government should make it mandatory to print a "Statutory Warning" on Wedding Cards
like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
USA: If you attack us, we will attack you.
ISRAEL: If you attack us, we will demolish you.
INDIA: If you attack us, we will not play Cricket with you!
Love and friendship doesn't die due to distance, it's killed by the petrol and diesel price hike.
Santa calls at the airport, "How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Delhi?
Receptionist: 45 Minutes, Sir!
Santa: Only that much! Thanks, I rather walk then spend so much on the air fare.
Whenever I miss U I read ur sms Whenever I want to see U,
I jst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs
1 Hand on pen
other on phone
1 Ear on Lecture
Other on Gossip
1 Eye on Board
Other on Lover
Who say that Student Life is Easy ?
Actually students are very busy.....college life/student jokes
Santa was taking nkd bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Santa :why ru laughing?
Animals:ha ha....Your tail is in front side....
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
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Santa: Wow.! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!
