Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super He
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super He
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He
Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.
"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D year
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-_+)
Teri left ankh kani (+_-)
Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!
Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers
Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..
Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena
Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.
“Dove” se nahakar kya karna hai.
2012 me to sabhi ko marna hai.
1 saal khushi se jilo yaro
Agle janam me phir “johnson baby” se shuru karna hai…
Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Wah… wah…
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.
Aarzu me tere Diwane ho gaye,
tuze Dost banate-banate aur Begane ho gaye,
kar de ab ek SMS is nachiz ko,
teri bhi Bakwas sms pade Zamane ho gaye..
Wah!Wah!Wah
:: PJ Jokes ::
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle
Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte
Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte
Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.
Arz kiya he
Ki ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah-Wah
Itna waqt kaun bekar kare
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
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Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi
main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi
1 kam kar building se kudkar marja
Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De
Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de
Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge
Ham teri tarf aye hr toofan ko mod dnge
Lekin tune jo sath Choda,
Kasam se Teri haddiya tod denge
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he
Jo apna he wo praya lagta he
Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot he
Lekin
Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta He
Na jaane kab koi tara toot jaye,
na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaye,
kuch pal hamare saath hass lo
na jaane kab Aapke Daant toot jaaye..
Dard itne mil chuke hai duniya me ki
ab kisi dard pe hum aah nhi krte
jo pehle hi wah wahi loot chuke hai
aise sher pe hum wah waah nahi karte
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
par kabhi socha na tha
surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Wah Wah
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya
Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,
yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka
Now remix-
Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka
naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.
How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel?
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Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!
New PJ !!!
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They R maid 4 each other
Krishna prem kare to prem lila,
hum kare to character dhila.
Krishna kiss kare to swami,
hum kare to harami.
Krishna gopiya chhede to khel,
hum chede to jail.
~ Hindi Shayari of The Month~
Dil me 1 jazbat h dabau kaise,
Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise,
Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jabse…
Maa kasam itna khush hu ki batau kaise
Arz Karta Hoon
Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu
:: Romantic Hindi Shayari ::
2pal ki B khushi na mili to kya hua
Umar bhar gam k sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nhi,
Hum aapki girlfriend k sahare ji lenge
Thandi hawa hai Mausam ka dhyan rakhna,
Hamari”DOSTI KAAYAM” rakhna
Hamari Dosti ki mahak jarur aayegi
Bus aap apni “NAAK” saaf rakhna…
Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,
To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.
Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle
tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle
kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala
kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle..!
Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,
teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya
ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!
Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose,
Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya rose
Laila ka attitude toh dekho
boli-Bhaag bhaag
d.k bose d.k bose
Arz Kiya Hai..
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Wah Wah
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Jabse Aap Mile, Tab Se PareShan
Hai Hum.
MatHs pj-
“Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr
Arz Karta Hu Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Wah wah
Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai Kachha.
Tere msgs nai aa rha hai kya bat hai Bachha.
Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho,
Khushi kabhi kam naho,
Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de,
Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli
Question No. 1 is compulsary
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa
:: Very Funny - Hindi Funny Shayari ::
Long hai manzil far hai kinara..
Fir why nahi aaya today sms tumhara?
Forget gaye number or naam humara?
Ya fir u found some1 humse bhi pyara!
CID special Hindi Funny Shayari-
KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI………..
KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI……….
ABHIJEET DAL ME JARUR KUCH KALA HAI.
Tanhai mein satati hai uski yaad aise
chale aate aankhon mein aasu vaise..
DAYA, pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui to hui kaise?
:: Hindi Funny Shayari ::
Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai
Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi
:: Hindi Funny Shayari Best Ever ::
Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…
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Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
Aisi wani boliye
ki
jamkar jhagda hoye
gaur farmaiye
aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
par usse na boliye jo aapse tagda hoye
Arz Krta Hu
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
wah wah.
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
Tere mast mast do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain..
Lo G mera 1 Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Udher B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
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