Latest September 2015 Jokes collection
Usne toh sab keh dala hai baton hi baton me....... Aur hum ek ishaara bhi na ker sakey itni saari mulaqaaton me. Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?” Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“ Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho. Latest facebook Relationship Status: a aa i ee u oo mera dil na todo................ When i am not able to decide between 'aap' and 'tu', I automatically switch to English People will take six months to turn the taj mahal into Red Fort if you allow pan masala inside. The sweetest msg: wife to husband : you should learn to hug ur mistakes. The husband immediately hugged her ! Like the dew drops on the flowers I love the feelings of ur lips on mine with the warmth of ur embance.... I love to keep sinking in your arms always all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs. Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu. Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo. Sir: thora ruko aram se longa. Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge.... Girl to sweeper: Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ? Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga.. Kabhi toota nahi mere dil se teri yaad ka rishta, guftugoo jiss se bhi ho khayal tera hi rehta hai.. Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member. Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'! Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them! It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy :)"; But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone :)"! Good Morning! Guns don’t kILL people Dads with Pretty Daughters KILL people. Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ?? What is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don't share the same news at least 100 times, they really don't sit quietly! Ðëkha Tujhë Jãßsë ßåâT Ýëh DìL me HaÌ TåßSe MîL Jãaÿë Mujhe Pýãår Tërã" ßáS Äùr Kuch Nàhï Çháheÿe Ráß Se..........To send to your love.......Express yourself with these beautiful messages The main tension of parents nowadays..!! What their Son/Daughter download…. But...But What their daughters upload Jab Pyar Imtihaan leta hai, Kurbani sirf "Virginity" hi deti hai Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! Wife in romantic mood: Shall we try different positions tonight ?? Husband : ( excited ) yah sweety sure why not. . . . . . Wife : ok you stand at sink & wash dishes, I'll be on sofa and watch TV........ very funny husband wife jokes 2015 Log kapdo ke style par na jane kitne paise barbad karte hai? Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai . . . Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge! Lipstick lagaana ladki ki beauty h "wah wah" aur usey taste karna ladko ki duty h Height of santa Intelligence: Santa writes all answer as... ||||||||| || ||||| | ||||||| || ||| ||||||||| ||| and......Lastly he writes.. "answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!! Gabbar: Ye hath mughe de de thakur? Thakur: tik hai, le le par kal subah me dhone ke liye aa jana. For me you're as: Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa; Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer; Cream for Cake, Water for Lake; Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me! Beautiful Lines: __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles! Dil Dard Karta Hai Jis Ki Dava Tum Ho Agar Qaymaat Ka Dar Na Hota To Keh Dete Khuda Tum Ho Ye ishq bhi Nasha-e-Sharab jaisa hain, Kare to Marr jaye chode to kidhar jaye Ladke Wale: Ji ladki to hame pasand hai.. Bas ek aakhri sawal ladki ne kabhi Asaram Bapu se "Ashirwad" to nahi liya na?? Who is d most inspirational person after our parents…….? . . Bus conducter. Chaliye, chaliye, aage badhiye. Aage badhiye. Aage badhte rahiye. Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... . . Immediately after Marriage!! Wife Mobile, Husband Simcard, Dono Mile To Hua Recharge, Beta Hua To Incoming, Beti Hui To Outgoing, Twins Hue To Bonus Talktime, Kuch Na Hua To Network Problem! sochiye ki Physics kese aasan ho sakti the ? agar agar agar agar agar Seb ke jahah Ped gir jata or newton wahe nipat gaya hota.................student jokes Breaking news: "asharam bapu jail me bimar hai. 'Vitamin "she"' ki kami ho gai hai" Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta chalti hai, . . . . Jab customer care wale kehte hai, "Aap ka call hmare liye important hai kripiya line pr bne rahe" Shila dexit singing: "aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to vaat lag jaaye oho vaat lag jaaye!!" Dilli mein Jitni Seats congress ne jeeti hai utni toh humari class mein khaali padi rehti hai. Hi.. What happened.. My dear friends Why no sms.. No balance.. Ok..! I will send u a recharge coupen: |||||||||||||||| scrach with blade Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son.. Tere husn ko parde ki zarurat hi kya hai, Kaun hosh mein rehta hai tujhe dekhne ke baad....! Ye " pyaar mohobt" uss dor ki baatein h.... Jab makan kacche or insan sacche hua krte the....!! Student's Life is Like Hollywood Movies School = Jurassic Park.. Principal = King Kong.. Vice Principle = Hulk.. Teachers = Aliens.. Class Guys = Planet of Apes.. Class Gals = Charlies Angels.. Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea Exam = Mission Impossible Invigilator = Terminator.. Result = 2015 ..(end of the world) 2.5K Upar se gussa dil se ijhar karte ho, mere sms, call ka intezaar karte ho, Lakh chupaao lekin sab pata h, Tum bhi muje pyar krte ho..............love proposal sms in hindi Mera Wajud Meri Mohabat Se H, Muje Garur Meri Mohabat Pe H Muje Chahte Honge Or Bhi Bahut Log Mgr Muje Mohabat Apni Mohabat Se Hai. Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msgs kare ya na kare, ham msgs bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se Dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi to puja karo...................mobile jokes Pyaar wo hai jis mein sachaii saath ho Saathi ki har baat ka eshsas ho Uski har addaa par naaz ho Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka eshaas ho..............................love proposal sms Zndgi ko pyar aap se jayada nahi karte.. Kisi pe aitbaar aap se jayada nahi karte.. Aap ji sake mere bina to acchi baat hai.. Hum ji lenge aapke bin ye waada nahi karte..! Jaisi Hai Teri Tamanna Waise Pyaar Karenge, Har Dhadkan Par Apni Wafa Ka Ikraar Karenge, Jaha Bhi Jaoge Har Kadam Hume Hi Paaoge, Ishq Ke Har Mod Par Tera Intezaar Karenge… Todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata. Soch samajh ke pyar kiya nahi jata. Yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti. Agar dil se ho to uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nai jata Ek na ek din mil jaane ka waada karo.. Meri zndgi me fir aane ka waada karo.. Bahut tanha hu mai tumhare bina.. Mujhe gale se lagaane ka waada karo.. Choom kar mere hontho ko tum meri sanso me bas jaane ka waada karo...........superb love msgs for special one ,:*''*; *;',%.'; Ye Ek Ped __)(__ Hai... Khubsurat Hai Na, Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi ' +"''+.+''"+. + Aap isme + ' "+ ho = +" ' ' "+ , ,+" yha se niklne k koshis n krna wrna ye tut jayega qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte. Friends are: F: Fabulous R: Real I: Impeccable E: Everlasting N: Necessary D: Delectable and S: Spicy....................best friendship quotes ever Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum ab to pahchan lo kon he hum dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight. She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face! Dil Se Liya 1st "D" Love Se Liya 2nd "O Rose Se Mila 3rd "S " Geet Se Mila 4th "T " Sathi Se Mila 5th "I " Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari "DOSTI". Nayi Cheez Dekho: Voda(F) one Ai (R) cell Rel (I) ance id(E) a Bs(N) l TATA In (D)icom Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai! Jewellery shop me ek admi ki zabrdst pitayi ho gyi , why ? ? ? ? Any guess ? ? ? Don't know ? ? ? Because usne cute sales girl se kaha ki .. ! ! "aap ki ek - ek item gazab ki hai " ! ! Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ?? Tu jo marzi mang le har cheez kurban hai meri.. Bas ik jaan na mangna, kyunk tu hi to jaan hai meri. 2.5K Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baan'hon mein... K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name?? . Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. . . . . . . Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain. Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny love msgs in hindi Kisi khoobsurat mausam me, meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do.. Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare.. Or na pehchano, to tum hmare.. Dil ki dhadkan aur dil ki sadha ho tum, meri pehli aur aakhri arzoo ho tum, chahunga tumhe chahat se badh kar, meri chahat aur chahat ki inteha ho tum....! Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain, Sachhe Pyar Mein....! Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain, Apne Hi Yaar Mein....!! Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanso'n mein tu!!! Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!..............Love is timeless and love is forever Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse....... Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hai.......kasam se !!______hindi msgs to impress girls/girlfriend little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge??? G O O D _____/ ''''''\----/ '''/ ____/'''/ \,,,\--/'''/ ___/'''/ --\,,,\/'''/ __/'''/ ----\,,,,,,/ _IGHT F R I E N D. English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"! Wife is a Memory Card; Husband is an ATM Card; Parents are PAN Card; Girlfriend is a Debit Card; Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card; Child is an Identity Card; But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere! Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya..... . . . . . . JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola"Plz give your feedback and comments on my Facebook Page - www.facebook.com/papu.golgappe" A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning! Sweet love proposal - Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi? Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son? Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'? . Answers: 1. I 2. Luv 3. U Power and Wealth are fruits of life; But Family and Friends are roots of life! We can manage without the fruits; But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE Class = BARDASHT Attendance = HERA PHERI Class Room = NO ENTRY Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN Exam = EVIL DEAD Examinar = DON Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ? Marking = ANDHA KANOON Exam Time = QAYAMAT Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI Question Paper = PAHELI Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ Result = SADMA Pass = CHAMATKAR Fail = DEVDAS Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM HappY eXaM SeaSOn Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!.........new love msgs Hawa chal rahi hai right, Taare chamak rahe hain bright, Moon taaro k beech me hai white, Zyada mat socho band karo light, Aur so jao good night...........lovely good night msg Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se; Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main; Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai; Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se! Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile. Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart! Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time. But relations shine by holding hands in critical times! Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time! Faith is like Wi-Fi... It's invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need! Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun." Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ? Cute sms Hindi | mobile sms in hindi | best sms hindi | Shokh hassi ho Dilkas dilnasi ho Bheegi chandni ho Dheemi roshani ho Wafa ho, nasha ho Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho Husno aaftaab ho shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue- dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro................husband wife jokes Boys vs Girls jokes........very very funny sms in Hindi » ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h. jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h. ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h. jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h. Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhu.. . . . . . . . kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mughe sms/msgs nahin karne deta ,('.') <)(> Screw-driver to laa Chote zaraa _/ \_ Muj se ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia nhi jata 'dosto' . . . . HØ Ske to . . Mujhe 2 glass Anar Ka 'Juice' hi pila do (',')/ or suno! /] [ .! !. 'Burf' mat dalwana.. Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai, Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai, Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai, Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna, Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai, Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez, Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai, Just like having chochlate I wish to get dipped into your sweet sugary passionate love and feelings Âll Ï wanted was sm1 to Care 4 me Âll Ï wanted was sm1 who’d be there 4 me Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 who’d be True Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 like U Surkh gulaabi hoth aankhen shabnami Chehra phul sa shadab, ya mehtab Julf reshamii, jese raat ki kahani Sangemarmar sa badan, chandan sa yauvan.............latest tarif sms........impress your girlfriend/beloved , -. .- , , -. .- , ' •.¸.•´•.¸.•´ I FEEL U MISS U THIS WAY MY LOVE MY LIFE My love towards you is like no other.... it's loyal and true it's strong and pure Hear my heart dear I love you forever Together we always cheer..................best love quotes for your beloved Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. . . . . . Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge. Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......latest santa banta jokes latest funny sms in hindi | latest hindi funny sms | latest funny jokes sms | jokes sms in hindi | sms in hindi jokes Friendship is: A bond of love; A medal of trust; A shoulder in sadness; A hand in darkness; Something that doesn't cost; And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship sms /quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is special 4 u Pööcha jö unse chaand nikalta hai kis terhan janaaa zulfön kö rukh pe daal kar jhatka dya kay yunf Khushbo kyon na hogi meri guftugu mein Main ne kuch waqt guzaara hai ek phool jese shakhs k sath..!! Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes "L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samjh lo L Ø V Ë »--—»love ho gaya...! Bol Or Bol... ""\ /" '' | | /(.'.)\, Apke Bare Me Galat Bol Rha Tha Bhai, To Ulta Latka Diya Isko! Ye Apko INTELLEGENT Kah Rha Tha. Happy perfume day (." ) _/ \\ ! ) ) ~~~ poooo _|,| khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de... `G`Ø`Ø`D` |""""\/"""'''| |__| \/ |__|orning (( Come-on Get-up _(_(_ \___/? Tea ready...Good morning hv a nice day One must always have a unique character like SALT. It's presence is not felt but it's absence sure makes things tasteless. Good morning! Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye, Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye, Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha Hai, Bus Palkon Ka Parda Gira Lijiye. .......good night sms 2.5K Our love is like dove always together so close Romantic, Radiant, Loyal Caring, Cuddly, Adorable Wo Tere Dilksh Lab, Wo Teri Madmast Aankhe, . Ae JAAN . Fir Ek Baar Unhe Chumne Ko Ji Chahta Hai..!! .........romantic sms/quotes/msgs in hindi Ho gyi raat asman me nikal gye sitare So gye sari panchi kya khub khile nzare Ap b so jaiye is hasin raat me Dekhiye Swtdrms pyare pyare.....sweet good night sms ,-.-.-._' //'_.-.-.-., ''-.,-.-'(i):'-.-,.-'' .____-..-'()'-..-' Meri Cute si butterfly Itni dur Udkar aapko "GooD" "MorninG" kehne aayi hai Short bt superb msgs- " Miss the 1 who z ready 2 miss anythng 4 u" The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.....heart touching sms... Out of all relations Friends hold the best place. No ego No break-ups No frustation No commitments Just sharing the best and the worst too! Remembering you, my dear friend! | funny new sms | new latest sms | hindi sms messages | sms new hindi | jokes sms in-hindi | best funny sms in hindi | new latest sms in hindi | new friend sms | full form of wife W-without I-information F-figh E-evertime......very funny jokes on wife I need a kiss; I require hugs; I long for love; I yearn for warmth; I want to feel an intimate touch. But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only! Miss you, sweety !......romantic sms Mountain, rain or summer heat; Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear what is sweet? Is that you or your heartbeats? Happy Birthday Sweetheart! ``$`` best birthday quotes ever | best birthday msgs``$`` Relationship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with love, care, tears and cheers. But it dries up if left untouched. Sun is haPPy Moon is anGry Why. . .? Because, mOOn is missing U & Sun is wishing U. . . Gud Morning. .Hv Nice Day Buddy ! Khushbu ki tarah meri har sans main, Pyar apna basane ka wada karo. Rang jitne tumhari mohabat ke hain, Mere dil me sajane ka wada karo… Think wèll, Plan wèll, Do wèll, Sleep wèll, Play wèll, Laugh wèll and Throw ur mobile also into wèll, Because u r not Messaging me Well! SuBaH LiKHuNGa SHaaM LiKHuNGaa HaR-DiN TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa.. Wo KaLaM" BHi DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi JiS "KaLaM-Se TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..!! Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya, uska baap umpire tha, meri ball ko no ball bata diya. Har subah aapki FINE ho… Dildar dosto ki LINE ho… Aapki life sada SHINE ho… Rab kare aapke labon pe. Roz khushi ki SMILE ho… Good Morning Chand ka colour he white, Rat ko chamakta he bright, Humko deta he mast light, To mein kaise so jao kahe aapko bina “GOOD NIGHT” 2015 Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum Aj ek bat kehta hu Pyar se good night kehta hu Ye ek rat nahi Har rat kehta hu Betaab Se Rehte Hai Teri Yaad Mein Aksar Raat Bhar Nahi Soote Teri Yaad Mein Aksar Jism Mein Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana Ke Hum Toot Ke Rote Hai Teri Yaad Mein Aksar. . Uske Saath Rehte Rehte Uski Aadat Ho Gai, Uss Se Baat Karte Karte Chahat Ho Gai, Ek Pal Na Mile To Becheni Si Hoti Hai, Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Mohabbat Ho Gai. MaaNGi Thi HaMNe KhuDa Se MoHBBaT Ki ZiNDGi..!! KhuDa Ne UN Se MiLa KaR ZiNDGi Ko Hi MoHBBaT BaNa DiYa..!! Hot tea aapke bed pe h Suraj ke kirne aapke head pe h Newspaper aapke gate pe h Ab to uth jao good morning karne ke liye mera SMS wait pe h Sapnay Ki Tarha Tujhey Saja K Rakhon Chandni Raat Ki Nazron Se Chupa K Rakhon Meri Taqdeer Meray Saath Nahin Hai Warna Zindagi Bhar Tujhay Apna Bana K Rakhon A valuable lesson is taught by a Traffic Signal. Every problem is like a Red Signal. If you wait for sometime, it will turn Green. Good Morning!......motivational good morning quotes aaja avi sardi ka mosam nahi gujra Paharo per abhi bhi baraf jami hai sab kuch to hai mere paas sirf ek tere kami hai || romantic sms for girlfriend || winter season sms for lover/GF || Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki, aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki, shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai..... kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki. We may not Achieve Everything that we Dream. But We will not Achieve Anything unless we Dream.. !! G(-)(-)D NIGHT Nind ki aankho pe ho rahi hai fighting tight, Is dark sky main dikh rahe hain taare white, Ab bhuja ke apni light, Hum aapse kahte hai Good night........good night quotes in Hindi Forget the things that make you sad; Remember the moments that make you glad; Forget the troubles that passed away; Accept the blessings that comes your way. Good night! Sweet Dreams Dear......sweet good night quotes Subah ka har Pal ARMAAN banke aye, Din ka Ujala Nayi SHAAN banke aye, CHAMKTI rahe Aapke CHEHRE pe Hansi, Hr Naya Din aisa MEHMAAN banke aaye. Good Morning.. Teri Mohabbat To Mera Muqadar Hai; Yeh Manzil Chahe Mile Ya Na Mile; Par Mujhe Rahaat Jarur Milti Hai; Ae Dost, Tujhe Yaad Karne Se! Tere khamosh Honton Par Mohabbat Gun-Gunati Hai, Tu Meri Hai, Main Tera Hun, Bus Yehi Aawaz Ati Hai…!! Apne SEENE Se Laga Kar Mere Gum Dur Karde.. Tujhse JUDA Na Ho Pau Itna Majbur Karde.. Meri Nas-Nas Me Bas Jaye Pyar Tera. Main Kisi Ko Na Dekhu tu itna majbur karde.. Lagta Hai Koi Hum Se Khafa Hai Par Uski Har Sasns Mein Wafa Nahi Hai Us Jaisa Koi Duniya Mein Tabhi To Us Par Meri Ye Jaan Fida Hai This winter, let me be your summer. //(Very romantic quotes just 4 sweetheart/GF/girlfriend) Ek tu, ek main, ek baat ho apni Dil se dil mile, hoth se hoth sile aisi raat ho apni..........romantic one 4 girlfriend Naram palko k saye me chupa lu tumko, jee karta hai is jahan se chura hu tumko, bas dar yahi hai ki toot na jaye sanse, warna apni saanso me basa lu tumko. Dur hokar karib hona nazakat hai meri Yaad bankar ankho se behana sararat hai meri karib na hote hue b kareeb paoge qki ehshash bankar sath rehna adat hai meri |§| New Good Morning sms 2015 |§| AE 'Suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena, KHUSHI ka din HANSHI ki sham dena, Vo jab bhi uthe need se, To unke chehre par pyari si 'MUSKAN' dena... Wo pyar jo hakikat mai pyar hota hai...zindgi me sirf ek bar hota hai... nigaho k milne se phle dil mil jaye ye ettifak sirf ek bar hota h Agar pata hota ki kal rat tum aaogi khuwabo me mere to tere kasam apni palko me gulab ki pankhudhiya saja k sota.. ~::~New Top Best sms messages of 2015. Now enjoy reading latest new sms daily also must visit our forum 4 new sms/msgs~::~ Nzar h kb unse bat hogi, khuda jane kb ye ittefak hogi, yu to har sham milte h khwabo me, jane kb ru ba ru unse mulakat hogi. Nas Nas me Uska Pyar lahoo bankar Bahata Hai, Har Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra RehtaHai. Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mere, Mera Man ka Vishwas yahi Kahata Hai. Jo Wafa karte hai numaish nahi karte, Zehar pee lete hai farmaish nahi karte, Jinke paas ho aap jaisa Tohfa, Woh kisi aur cheez ki khawish nahi karte. Nafz Dekha To Bimar Likh Diya Rog Dekha To Pyar Likh Diya Shukr Guzar Hai Hum Uss Hakim Ke Jisne Dawa Ki Jagah Unka Didar Likh Diya latest good morning sms | latest good morning sms in hindi | latest good night sms Kisi Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai... "Kisi Se Judaa Hona Agar itna Aasan Hota... to Jism Se Rooh ko lene Kabhi Farishte na Aate...!!" Jab tujhe basaya hai rooh ki gehrayo me.......To ye kaise mumkin hai ke mai tujhe yaad karu aur teri dharkan tez na ho... New, Nice ones -
