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Best desi hindi jokes

Best Hindi Jokes – 1 Kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku ban gya
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1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Bn gya, Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kha
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Arz h..
Tkdir me jo h whi Milega..
HandsUp,Koi apni Jgah se nhi Hilega!!
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Fir cashier se kha..
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Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo..
Jo kuch b tmhre pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
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Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar,koi koshish na kre police ko bulane ki.!!
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Fir jate-2 kaha..
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Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera…..:-D
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Best Hindi Jokes – Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

Best Hindi Jokes – Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the
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Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the…
1 ko Desh chalane ka shauq tha…
woh Plane chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(sanjay)
2 ko Plane chalane ka shauq tha…
wo Desh chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(rajiv)
Indira gandhi ki dono BAHUON ko bhi dekh lo…
1 ko Pets Paalne ka shauk tha;
Wo Mantri ban gayi
(maneka)
2 (Sonia) Ko PradhanMantri
banne ka shauk tha Usne Pets paal liye,

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa was lying on beach
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Santa was lying on beach,
American: R u Relaxing?
Santa:No I m Santa Singh,
Another Amrican: R u relaxing?
Santa: No I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)
I m santa Singh >:O
Santa left that
place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American
lying nearby,
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.
Santa slaps him & says,
Kutte sab tujhe dhund rhe
he aur tu yha
pada
hai.

Best Hindi Jokes – Masoom Dhamki

Masoom Dhamki
Ek Chor Chori Kar Ke Ghar Se Jaa Raha Tha…..Ki Bache Ki Aankh Khul Gai……..
Bacha : Mera School Bag Bhi Le Ja Varna Shor Macha Dunga……:-P
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Best Hindi Jokes – Ek train accident me
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Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya !
Reportar ne usse pucha : ye sab kaise hua?
Sardar : jaise hi anouncement hua ki shatabdi express platform no. 2 par aa rahi hai sab platform se utarkar apni jaan bachane patri par aa gaye, lekin train patri par aa gayi aur sab mar gaye,
Reportar : yani aap samajdar sardar nikle jo patri par nahi utare.
Sardar : ji nahi me to suicide karne aya tha anouncement sunkar patri se hatkar platform par let gaya tha.

Best Hindi Jokes – Ladka Exam Hall me

Ladka Exam Hall me
pareshan tha
Sir:Kya hua?
Qustn papr
mushkil he?
Boy:
Nahi sir,
main to soch raha hu is qustn ka
ans
kis jeb me hai?

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa jab court se case jeet k aaya
Santa Banta Jokes

Santa jab court se case jeet k aaya to usne wakeel ko bas 1o rupee diye…..
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.wakeel (Lawyer) gussa ho ke bola-“YE MERE CHAPRASI K LIYE HE KI MERE NAUKAR K LIYE….?????”
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…..Santa bola-“YE TUM TEENO KE LIYE HAI…
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Best Hindi Jokes – Texi Wala To Santa
Santa Banta Jokes

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya
Tha. . !
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu. ?
Santa- Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya
Hu. .

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa sarab pite pite ro pada
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Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..
Banta:: kyun ro rahe ho
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Santa:: jise bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska naam nahi yaad aa raha hai..lol..