Political jokes collection in Hindi
All of our Politicians are playing KBC (Kaun Banega Crorepati) in reverse manner .... They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later. Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R) Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K) Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G) Obama eliminated Osama (O=O) . .. Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)? I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight. She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face! 2013 Delhi election results: BAAP : 34 AAP : 26 PAAP : 8 Tweet 12 Delhi election results have made History... a male has beaten a female with a broom! Seeing the current scenario in India, we need to change the names of the leading newspapers to Jokesatta Jungsatta Hindustan Crimes The Indian Depress The Bad Times of India Dainik Torture and DNA (Do Not Ask)!...................... indian political jokes What does 1$ buy you today? Masala Dosa and Coke. . What does 1 Rupee buy you? Only a video on Airtel showing how to cook the Masala Dosa! Rajiv Gandi Yamlok me baite the, Wo achanak hans pade Indira Gandi-Kyo hanse? Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki, par bechara MANMOHAN SINGH bhugat raha hai!.....new jokes minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge , . . . . . . . santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai .......................funny jokes on indian politics Every man is N_arendra Modi before marriage and Man_mohan Singh after marriage! TV channels are showing "Aashiqui 2" on Independence Day. So be prepared to be shown 'Border' on' Valentines' day! India is a developing country. Proof: 1. Soon we'll surpass China in terms of population. 2. Soon we'll surpass US in number of states! I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight. She printed a "C_ongress Symbol" on my face! Rs 5 to hear Narendra Modi's speech wasn't a bad deal at all, considering the nation is paying a huge price for Man_mohan Singh's silence! When one door closes another opens. Perfect example: Cheer leaders banned in 20-20. Dance bars to re-open in Maharashtra! Besharmi ki hadh jahan khatam ho jati hai . . . wahan se thoda aage chal kar . . . Right side main Congress ka office hai.
