Desi Jokes collection of sharabi mom wife patni shali malica bikhari yamraj musafir and above
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai.... Team SMS (5161) 257 Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega. Team SMS (5100) 258 Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. Team SMS (4988) 259 Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se. Team SMS (4987) 260 Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti. Team SMS (4632) 261 Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai.. Team SMS (4622) 262 Sharmaji ki zen ke piche likha tha, 'Sawan ko aane do.' Pechese truck ne thok diya. Uspar likha tha, 'Aaya sawan jhum ke.' Team SMS (4619) 263 Munna bhai: Yeh oxford kya hai? Circuit: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.. Team SMS (4599) 264 Ek shadishuda aadmi ladkiyo ke samne dekh raha tha. Kisi ne objection liya. Usne jawab diya kya upvas ho to menu card bhi nahi dekh sakta Team SMS (4592) 265 An old rich man marry a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha Girl ek inki in come, doosre inke din kam. Team SMS (4562) 266 Mareej ne achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? sabar se kaam lo beta,Main Doctor nhi, YAMRAJ hun"......" Azhar (4344) 267 Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya! Team SMS (3634) 268 Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya. Friend asked:Why u r so much angry? Sard:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi.... Team SMS (3633) 269 Mareej ne achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha," Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? "sabar se kaam lo beta,Main Doctor nhi, YAMRAJ hun'...... Team SMS (3632) 270 Once a donkey kickd a sardar n ran away. Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey, he saw a zebra n strtd beatng it n said "track suit pehen ke aaya to mai pahchanunga nahi kya? ..." What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai Team SMS (5940) 242 1 Medical student ne apni classmet ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha, Muje iska answer jarur dena. Ladki Ne Ans Diya Tumara blodgrp B+hai Team SMS (5912) 243 Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya. Team SMS (5909) 244 Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: "behanji 1 rupiya dedo." Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: "why U gave him 1000 Rs..?" Malika: "pehli bar kisine behan kaha." Team SMS (5866) 245 WIFE: kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pehente ho? HUSBANd: Doctor ne kaha hai jab SAR DARD aaye to Chasma pehen lena." Team SMS (5863) 246 Young girl goes 2 Dr wth mom. Girl-Medicl check up karana hai. Dr-sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao. Girl-mera nai,mummy ka. Dr-Mataji aap jibh dikhaiye Team SMS (5851) 247 Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! Team SMS (5817) 248 What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA" Team SMS (5816) 249 Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai. Team SMS (5815) 250 Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. Team SMS (5810) 251 Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! Team SMS (5809) 252 Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya". Team SMS (5756) 253 In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW Team SMS (5488) 254 Ladki ke baap ne vidai ke wazt dulhe se kaha beta hamari ijjat ab tumare hath me hai, Dulha bola: Chinta mat karo aaj hi loot lunga Mukesh Batra (5272) 255 FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER-Isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo."
