9/12/15

Best funny hindi love jokes 31+

Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai,
Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai.
Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka,
To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai................. funny love sms in hindi
love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...
Wife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"
LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)
Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
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- competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love :P
New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
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better flirt.............
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say
"I LOVE YOU"
Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............
Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya
Simple si baat hai yaar
Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai
ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai,
ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai,
agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you"
TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai
Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal aapki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.
strange but true- believe in love ...!Love has great power ! It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...
Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori.............
chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori..........
Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli......."I hate love story "......!!!
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: " I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton . . . ...Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad.
Us jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe
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Amavas ki Raat Ko Qabaristaan
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me Akela Chhor diya,
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"Jab pyar kiya to Darna Kya.....
Pehle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte They,
Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte They,
Maine U Hi Unhe Apna Samz Liya,
Wo Hum par Nahi Humare sms Par Marte They.
In aankho se sapne churaya na karo,
Hamari dosti ko aap ajmaya na karo,
aapke 1 sms pe 100 call kar du,
Bas aap phone uthaya na karo.
Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai Hajaro mar gaye Lakho taiyar bethe hai Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke piche Aur kehte hai hum berojgar baithe hai.
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Jindgi ki raho jb wo mili mujhko
Mene use dekha to me uski uskurahat pe fida ho gya
Par na jane kaha se piche se uska boyfriend aa gya ...
Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!
Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are u Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook
2 lovers in DOMINOS..
Boy: kya khaogi jaan?
Girl: samose mangwa lo...
Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal..!!
Wat is d meaning of True love?
True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love you" &
Boy Replied, ''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot''
be carefull wen a guy says he luvs u from the bottom of his heart....... cuz he may still have enough space for other girls on top....
Love letter:- Jab dil laga hamein khali-2,ladki patani chahi samne bali. Vah hamein dekhakar has gayi,humne socha ladki pat gayi. Us se milne ka tarika laga behtar,turant likh diya love letter! Ek din uske papa ne mujhe bulaya,bade prem se ek chata lagaya! Bole teen bar B.A mai fail hokar,banana chahte ho filmi actor! Kharab karna chahte ho ladki ka charecter! Us din se hum khoye-2 se rahne lage,dil ke arman anshuo mai bahne lage! Ek din ladki humare pas aayi,boli ye khat padkar sunana! Maine kaha tumhe hindi padna nhi aati,ladki boli,agar hindi padna aati,to tumhare letter ko papa ke pas kyon le jati?
Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!
dhire dhire apna bana gaya hai koi
pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya hai koi
ya khuda ye pyar hi hai
ya phir se CHUNA laga gaya hai koi.